This could be the butt of a few jokes.

[gelfin]

A bit pricey for a bit of toilet humour.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BIG-BUTT-004-BASS-made-in-USA/171549373290?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D28111%26meid%3Ddf674f6e077e4a96b27c25fd9015ba09%26pid%3D100005%26prg%3D11472%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D141478616155&rt=nc

[discreet]

It's a perfectly normal Bongo, what's wrong with it..? And so on.

[gelfin]

Somehow I prefer this to a Bongo

[yorks5stringer]

I love hollow bodies....

[chrismuzz]

I bet it sounds like sh*t

[wotsy]

Sure I saw Ronnie Wood playin' one in The Faces on TOTP2 t'other day.

[Happy Jack]

An alternative interpretation of "an f-hole".

[ras52]

"was brown & worn"

Yeuchh... but as others have noted, it looks like a MusicMan to me.

[ras52]

As heard on several number ones... and number twos.

[ras52]

I tried playing one of these without much success - too many bum notes.

[itsmedunc]

Is that a crack I see in photo number 2?

[Paul S]

[quote name='ras52' timestamp='1416925565' post='2615090']
"was brown & worn"

Yeuchh... but as others have noted, it looks like a MusicMan to me.
[/quote]

At least it wasn't brown and warm.

[Annoying Twit]

I would buy it if I was a bit more flush with money.

[gelfin]

There's more.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Stingring-toilet-seat-bass-/251730307158?pt=UK_Musical_Instruments_Guitars_CV&hash=item3a9c4ba856

[ras52]

I don't think I'd make as big a splash with that one.

[discreet]

[quote name='gelfin' timestamp='1417098810' post='2617074']
There's more. [url="http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Stingring-toilet-seat-bass-/251730307158?pt=UK_Musical_Instruments_Guitars_CV&hash=item3a9c4ba856"]http://www.ebay.co.u...=item3a9c4ba856[/url]
[/quote]

You'd have to be round the bend to buy that. And so on and so forth.

[ras52]

Not sure I want to be fingering that one.... I'd use a har-pick.

[Twincam]

LOL at all the above comments

[chrismuzz]

[quote name='gelfin' timestamp='1417098810' post='2617074']
There's more.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Stingring-toilet-seat-bass-/251730307158?pt=UK_Musical_Instruments_Guitars_CV&hash=item3a9c4ba856
[/quote]

Hahahaha, Stingring.. love it

Edited December 1, 2014 by chrismuzz