ambient Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 [quote name='Cosmo Valdemar' timestamp='1422631828' post='2674923'] I don't believe you. [/quote] It's totally true. I'm just not at all interested in rock music, particularly that from years ago. My influences when taking up playing bass were guys like Jaco, using bass in a melodic way. Nowadays it's mostly either classical or experimental music that I listen to. Quote
seashell Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 [quote name='Beedster' timestamp='1422550815' post='2674021'] [color=#333333][font=Arial, Helmet, Freesans, sans-serif][size=1] '....the Corkscrew Saloon on the Furnace Creek Ranch in Death Valley National Park...'[/size][/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Arial, Helmet, Freesans, sans-serif][size=1] It's a rock 'n roll setting, better than Weatherspoons' in Walsall [/size][/font][/color] [/quote] Yes, love it! :-) And no-one, male or female, has to have grey hair unless they want to. I speak as one who knows. :-) Quote
discreet Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) [quote name='seashell' timestamp='1422648664' post='2675235'] And no-one, male or female, has to have grey hair unless they want to. I speak as one who knows. :-) [/quote] I nearly made a tasteless comment about collar and cuffs, but thought better of it. Edited January 30, 2015 by discreet Quote
seashell Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1422649042' post='2675245'] I nearly made a tasteless comment about collar and cuffs, but thought better of it. [/quote] Good grief. Quote
Cosmo Valdemar Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 My beard is starting to turn grey. When examined closely. I'm quite proud, but have this misguided idea that I'll end up looking as sophisticated as Jon Lord. A drunken Santa Claus is more accurate. Quote
discreet Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) [quote name='Cosmo Valdemar' timestamp='1422650701' post='2675291'] My beard is starting to turn grey. [/quote] Either dye it or get rid of it. Nothing makes you look older than a grey beard. Weirdly, my beard has gone grey but my hair has not, prompting people to think that 1) I dye my hair (which I don't) and 2) I dye my hair but can't be bothered to dye my beard as well, like some sort of feckless tramp that very probably smells of pee and is no doubt a paedophile. Edited January 30, 2015 by discreet Quote
paul h Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 My beard is getting pretty grey. And it's a rubbish, patchy beard too. I'm such a disappointment. Quote
UglyDog Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 That Just For Men stuff is pretty good for facial hair and gives good results, however it keeps on working for a while even after you wash it off. So don't leave it on for longer than 2 or 3 mins or it goes really really dark and can look very silly. Yes, this is the voice of experience Quote
discreet Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 [quote name='paul h' timestamp='1422705570' post='2675809'] My beard is getting pretty grey. And it's a rubbish, patchy beard too. I'm such a disappointment. [/quote] I didn't think robots had facial hair. How does that work, then? Quote
discreet Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 [quote name='UglyDog' timestamp='1422707988' post='2675848'] That Just For Men stuff is pretty good for facial hair and gives good results, however it keeps on working for a while even after you wash it off. So don't leave it on for longer than 2 or 3 mins or it goes really really dark and can look very silly. Yes, this is the voice of experience [/quote] Ooh, I'll try that! I could look up to three years younger! Quote
paul h Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1422708003' post='2675849'] I didn't think robots had facial hair. How does that work, then? [/quote] Tiny, tiny wires. I did try Just for Men for Beards once. And I might again. If I win the lottery I'm getting a beard transplant. Quote
seashell Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 [quote name='paul h' timestamp='1422709723' post='2675876'] If I win the lottery I'm getting a beard transplant. [/quote] In the meantime, you could try one of those false beards that hooks over your ears. No one would notice. :-) Quote
mcnach Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 [quote name='seashell' timestamp='1422709902' post='2675878'] In the meantime, you could try one of those false beards that hooks over your ears. No one would notice. :-) [/quote] or use these... they work for head and beard all at once! Quote
Bottle Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 [quote name='seashell' timestamp='1422709902' post='2675878'] In the meantime, you could try one of those false beards that hooks over your ears. No one would notice. :-) [/quote] That sounds familiar........Oh, Life of Brian? Yes, I can [i]totally[/i] see that working Quote
RAY AGAINST THE MACHINE Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 Apparently , the scuffle started after Gezzer was ridiculed for the godawful 'never say dye 'album Quote
paul h Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 [quote name='seashell' timestamp='1422709902' post='2675878'] In the meantime, you could try one of those false beards that hooks over your ears. No one would notice. :-) [/quote] A face merkin? Quote
discreet Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 [quote name='RAY AGAINST THE MACHINE' timestamp='1422710972' post='2675890'] Apparently, the scuffle started after Geezer was ridiculed for the godawful 'never say dye 'album [/quote] Hmm well, yeeeesss... you can kind of see how it happened, can't you..? Quote
discreet Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 [quote name='seashell' timestamp='1422709902' post='2675878'] In the meantime, you could try one of those false beards that hooks over your ears. No one would notice. :-) [/quote] Yes! Or how about one of those Groucho Marx jobs with the combined glasses, nose, moustache and cigar!? Quote
paul h Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1422719401' post='2676020'] Yes! Or how about one of those Groucho Marx jobs with the combined glasses, nose, moustache and cigar!? [/quote] Actually, I wear prescription glasses and I find that remark extremely offensive so now I'm going to totally derail the the thread with persistent but ultimately weak arguments about things I know nothing about and that I have no earthly reason to even have an opinion on. Or not. Quote
discreet Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 [quote name='paul h' timestamp='1422719689' post='2676030'] I'm going to totally derail the the thread with persistent but ultimately weak arguments about things I know nothing about... [/quote] Ah-ha! You represent 99% of BassChat's membership! Nicely done! Quote
seashell Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 [quote name='paul h' timestamp='1422719689' post='2676030'] Actually, I wear prescription glasses and I find that remark extremely offensive so now I'm going to totally derail the the thread with persistent but ultimately weak arguments about things I know nothing about and that I have no earthly reason to even have an opinion on. Or not. [/quote] I hope there's no one on here who wears a prosthetic nose.... Quote
FinnDave Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 I have grey in my beard and a non grey non dyed luxuriant head of long hair that I usually wear in a pony tail. And i really don't give a rat's bottom what anyone thinks. Quote
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