2x18 Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 This takes the meaning of Relic to another level! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/THE-ULTIMATE-FENDER-RELIC-STRATOCASTER-/261782062542?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3cf36d45ce He also has a 70s Vox Escort solid state Bass amp for £375.00 Buy it now --My Escort Bass amp is in way better condition than that and I would only value mine at around £120.00! Will. Quote
howdenspur Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Not so much "relic" as "run over by a burning tank". Quote
Bassassin Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 For when you really need that "spent 5000 years up a Stegosaurus' bum" look. Amaze. Jon. Quote
Roger2611 Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 So is he suggesting Fender learnt everything they know about relicing from this guy.....they possibly learnt one thing only.....how not to do it! Quote
itsmedunc Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 It looks like its got leprosy? What (if anything) is going through his mind! Quote
uk_lefty Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 It even looks wet on the big welts under the bridge. Is it wet? I don't understand!!!??? Quote
Bassassin Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 [quote name='uk_lefty' timestamp='1424297843' post='2694989'] It even looks wet on the big welts under the bridge. Is it wet? I don't understand!!!??? [/quote] Dinosaur sh!t. J. Quote
great harry Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Looks like someone has got it confused with the bog brush. Or the bog Quote
AndyTravis Posted February 19, 2015 Posted February 19, 2015 Looks like utter sh*t. Waste of time. Quote
TheGreek Posted February 19, 2015 Posted February 19, 2015 (edited) I think it looks OK - after all it is a guitar - I've got no issues with people setting alight to guitars - I'd have a different opinion if it was a bass.. Edited February 19, 2015 by TheGreek Quote
inthedoghouse Posted February 19, 2015 Posted February 19, 2015 I'm not usually one for recommending corporal punishment, but in this case ... That poor guitar! Quote
uk_lefty Posted February 19, 2015 Posted February 19, 2015 I'm going to buy a load of second hand Squiers, sail out to a buoy a few miles off the Scarborough coast and anchor them down so that the waves smash them in to some rocks, limpets grip on to them, the chrome tarnishes and they stink. £500 each, anyone in?? Quote
TheGreek Posted February 19, 2015 Posted February 19, 2015 careful, you'll probably start a new fad to "sea-worn" basses... Quote
rushbo Posted February 19, 2015 Posted February 19, 2015 Someone asked the seller for his "buy it now" price. £375. Free postage tho'. Quote
Bassassin Posted February 20, 2015 Posted February 20, 2015 He's also selling a [url="http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GENUINE-IRISH-GHOST-IN-BOTTLE-/261758416360"]ghost in a bottle[/url]. Just £430 to you. Imagine what a full-size ghost must cost. J. Quote
Osiris Posted February 20, 2015 Posted February 20, 2015 Who'd have thought of using Marmite to relic a guitar? Not me, that's for sure. Quote
Paul S Posted February 20, 2015 Posted February 20, 2015 [quote name='Bassassin' timestamp='1424392421' post='2695979'] He's also selling a [url="http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GENUINE-IRISH-GHOST-IN-BOTTLE-/261758416360"]ghost in a bottle[/url]. Just £430 to you. Imagine what a full-size ghost must cost. J. [/quote] I prefer my spirits draught. Quote
Bassassin Posted February 20, 2015 Posted February 20, 2015 [quote name='Paul S' timestamp='1424429139' post='2696163'] I prefer my spirits draught. [/quote] J. Quote
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