Sean Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 here is it as is... "Hi we're a 4 piece Band playing all our own songs, lots of gig experience etc... Looking for someone who can play bass to complete the lineup... Don't necessarily need to be a bass player first and for most, it's more a case of being into the genre... Similar to brmc, the verve, jake bugg, stone roses, Oasis, Catfish and the Bottlemen, Ben Howard and loads of 60s and 90s influences... If it seems like you're thing get in touch, we rehearse once a week, for gigs in the future" That's right, kids, you don't even have to be a bass player, just into the music. What a fantastic opportunity for someone. I might apply, it'll save me lugging all my kit around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 (edited) Most likely says more about the kids who posted the ad, i.e. they're not really singers, drummers or guitarists - just into the [i]genre[/i]. You can imagine the racket - it'll sound like Paddy's moped. And anyone who says that gigs are 'in the future', has no intention of doing any gigs in my experience. These 'rehearsals' will at best be social occasions where booze and drugs will be consumed while wearing guitars, etc. I just read this post and it seems very harsh! Oh, well. Edited February 21, 2015 by discreet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skej21 Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 [quote name='Sean' timestamp='1424524188' post='2697289'] here is it as is... "Hi we're a 4 piece Band playing all our own songs, lots of gig experience etc... Looking for someone who can play bass to complete the lineup... Don't necessarily need to be a bass player first and for most, it's more a case of being into the genre... Similar to brmc, the verve, jake bugg, stone roses, Oasis, Catfish and the Bottlemen, Ben Howard and loads of 60s and 90s influences... If it seems like you're thing get in touch, we rehearse once a week, for gigs in the future" That's right, kids, you don't even have to be a bass player, just into the music. What a fantastic opportunity for someone. I might apply, it'll save me lugging all my kit around. [/quote] I couldn't even read it. It's far too poorly written! Also, what's up with all the... When did people start using three full stops to end a sentence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmo Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 It does say so first and foremost. I guess that is how a lot of bassists, become bassists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MoJo Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 You don't even need to be human, just be into the genre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beedster Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1424524699' post='2697295'] These 'rehearsals' will at best be social occasions where booze and drugs will be consumed while wearing guitars, etc. [/quote] That's what being in a band meant to me when I wasn't quite as old as I am now, and I have to say there's still an element of it when we rehearse (no drugs I have to add, unless you include the rush of endorphins on the rare occasion that we all manage to nail the groove at the same time). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leschirons Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Maybe they're really looking for another Bez to just jump around on stage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musky Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Good god, I shudder to think that any band might even consider taking someone on who may have more experience on another instrument. Who knows, maybe they advertised for one of those bassists that can't play anything else and found them all wanting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 If only there were drugs and booze at rehearsal...it might numb the pain of having to listening to sections of my band blithering on about "what a bloody awful day/week/month/year" they're having. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauzero Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 [quote name='skej21' timestamp='1424525022' post='2697299'] I couldn't even read it. It's far too poorly written! Also, what's up with all the... When did people start using three full stops to end a sentence? [/quote] Well, it's poorly spelt and shows definite signs of illitrucy, but the ellipsis has been around a long time. Read some Arthur C Clarke if you want to see liberal use of it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leschirons Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 [quote name='Marvin' timestamp='1424530073' post='2697369'] If only there were drugs and booze at rehearsal...it might numb the pain of having to listening to sections of my band blithering on about "what a bloody awful day/week/month/year" they're having. [/quote] Been there. Last band I was in, in the UK was treated as a night away from all their wives (not me I hasten to add) All they did was go on about work and golf and barely played a note. Did my brain in. I couldn't wait to move away. They still apparently "rehearse" every week still after 18 years of being together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spectoremg Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Oh dear - 'influenced by etc' I wonder what their 'original' stuff is gonna sound like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimR Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Playing bass isn't really that hard or important. The drummer keeps time. The guitarist plays the melody and important solos. The singer is the most important with the words and is who everyone really goes to see. I'm not even sure what the bass player does. Usually owns the van or operates the PA or something... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EBS_freak Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 "[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Don't necessarily need to be a bass player first and for most, it's more a case of being into the genre" Worked for McCartney...[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 [quote name='TimR' timestamp='1424532290' post='2697390'] Usually owns the van or operates the PA or something... [/quote] Don't or can afford a van and the singer can sort out the PA in our band...it's only her going through it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimR Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 [quote name='Marvin' timestamp='1424532654' post='2697394'] Don't or can afford a van and the singer can sort out the PA in our band...it's only her going through it. [/quote] What do you do then? Don't you get bored standing at the back playing all those root notes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingrayPete1977 Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 I can sort of see of see what they are getting at, the bands listed have simple bass lines a regular guitarist or newbie bass player could handle, you dont need to be Marcus Miller to apply is what they are saying, of course that might touch a nerve with some 'less able' bassists? There I've said it, I feel like Inti Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Posted February 21, 2015 Author Share Posted February 21, 2015 [quote name='skej21' timestamp='1424525022' post='2697299'] I couldn't even read it. It's far too poorly written! Also, what's up with all the... When did people start using three full stops to end a sentence? [/quote] You don't have to be able to write properly, just be into the content... ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 [quote name='TimR' timestamp='1424534298' post='2697411'] What do you do then? Don't you get bored standing at the back playing all those root notes? [/quote] I'm usually doing my impression of John Entwistle and stand with a look of disdain on my face most of the gig, and have a quick drink or something to eat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushbo Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 I can see what the person who wrote the ad is getting at. Aside from the grammar issues and the possible over use of the ellipses, this seems like a sensible way to find someone who really loves the music rather than a jobbing musician who may lack drive and enthusiasm. When I joined my first band, I could barely tune my bass, but I was a huge fan of the genre and got on really well with the guys in the band. That meant that I worked really hard to improve and my learning curve was massive and by the time that band folded, I was a semi-decent player. A few bands have formed in this rather ad hoc way - UB40 being a prime example. Who would you rather have in your band - the bored, uncommitted but competent guy or the devoted, driven beginner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skej21 Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 (edited) [quote name='rushbo' timestamp='1424536946' post='2697460'] I can see what the person who wrote the ad is getting at. Aside from the grammar issues and the possible over use of the ellipses, this seems like a sensible way to find someone who really loves the music rather than a jobbing musician who may lack drive and enthusiasm. When I joined my first band, I could barely tune my bass, but I was a huge fan of the genre and got on really well with the guys in the band. That meant that I worked really hard to improve and my learning curve was massive and by the time that band folded, I was a semi-decent player. A few bands have formed in this rather ad hoc way - UB40 being a prime example. Who would you rather have in your band - the bored, uncommitted but competent guy or the devoted, driven beginner? [/quote] A jobbing musician who lacks drive and enthusiasm? Never heard of one of them! All the jobbing musicians I've ever played with have had a lot of drive. I suppose you have to have it if the gig is what is putting food on your table. Edited February 21, 2015 by skej21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve-bbb Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 well that makes sense that you dont actually need to be a bass player cos everyone knows that bass is really easy and anybody can learn it in no time at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Bloody hell, guys, do none of you remember punk? As to "[i]don't need to be a bass player[/i]", I was actually a bass player for 30 years before I realised it ... Hmmm ... nice use of ellipsis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beedster Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 [quote name='rushbo' timestamp='1424536946' post='2697460'] I can see what the person who wrote the ad is getting at. Aside from the grammar issues and the possible over use of the ellipses, this seems like a sensible way to find someone who really loves the music rather than a jobbing musician who may lack drive and enthusiasm. When I joined my first band, I could barely tune my bass, but I was a huge fan of the genre and got on really well with the guys in the band. That meant that I worked really hard to improve and my learning curve was massive and by the time that band folded, I was a semi-decent player. A few bands have formed in this rather ad hoc way - UB40 being a prime example. Who would you rather have in your band - the bored, uncommitted but competent guy or the devoted, driven beginner? [/quote] Spot on [quote name='skej21' timestamp='1424537200' post='2697464'] A jobbing musician who lacks drive and enthusiasm? Never heard of one of them! All the jobbing musicians I've ever played with have had a lot of drive. I suppose you have to have it if the gig is what is putting food on your table. [/quote] Your experience is different to mine, I've played with a few who are exactly the opposite. [quote name='Happy Jack' timestamp='1424537714' post='2697468'] Bloody hell, guys, do none of you remember punk? [/quote] Exactly. And seriously, spelling errors, you guys got nothing better to do on a Saturday afternoon than spellcheck a band add for a bunch of kids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beedster Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 [quote name='tauzero' timestamp='1424530303' post='2697372'] Well, it's poorly spelt and shows definite signs of illitrucy, but the ellipsis has been around a long time. Read some Arthur C Clarke if you want to see liberal use of it... [/quote] I assume that's ironic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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