Dad3353 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 [quote name='[b]discreet[/b]' timestamp='1425545465' post='2708320'] Just to be clear, eating the last doughnut is TOTALLY unacceptable under ANY circumstances. [/quote] [quote name='[b]discreet[/b]' timestamp='1425555560' post='2708486'] RIGHT THAT'S IT, SHUT UP!! I'M HAVING THE LAST DOUGHNUT!! *Snarf, chomp, stuff, scran, eat* BUUURRRPPPPP!! And now it's gone! Thhppp!! [/quote] So much for discretion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ras52 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 [quote name='Dad3353' timestamp='1425556505' post='2708508'] So much for discretion. [/quote] More Discr-EAT than Discreet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 [quote name='ras52' timestamp='1425556560' post='2708511'] More Discr-EAT than Discreet. [/quote] Dough Nut post puns, please; be more discreet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ras52 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 [quote name='Dad3353' timestamp='1425556629' post='2708513'] Dough Nut post puns, please; be more discreet. [/quote] That's the Kreme of the crop, but there's a hole lot more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 (edited) [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1425545465' post='2708320'] Just to be clear, eating the last doughnut is TOTALLY unacceptable under ANY circumstances. [/quote] [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1425555560' post='2708486'] RIGHT THAT'S IT, SHUT UP!! I'M HAVING THE LAST DOUGHNUT!! *Snarf, chomp, stuff, scran, eat* BUUURRRPPPPP!! And now it's gone! Thhppp!! [/quote] [quote name='Dad3353' timestamp='1425556505' post='2708508'] So much for discretion. [/quote] Right, well I obviously wasn't clear enough: It's TOTALLY unacceptable for anyone to eat the last doughnut under ANY circumstances... [i]unless it's me[/i]. And I just did. So there you have it. Has anyone got anything else to eat? I'm still hungry and it's nearly time for [i]Bargain Hunt.[/i] Edited March 5, 2015 by discreet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 [quote name='ras52' timestamp='1425557219' post='2708520'] That's the Kreme of the crop, but there's a hole lot more. [/quote] Dough..! [attachment=185557:Simp_Home_Doh.png] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bikenbass Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1425555560' post='2708486'] RIGHT THAT'S IT, SHUT UP!! I'M HAVING THE LAST DOUGHNUT!! *Snarf, chomp, stuff, scran, eat* BUUURRRPPPPP!! And now it's gone! Thhppp!! [/quote] Oh great! Thanks for not waiting, I was just about to buy that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 [quote name='Bikenbass' timestamp='1425557827' post='2708541'] Oh great! Thanks for not waiting, I was just about to buy that. [/quote] Well think yourself lucky, I just did a little bit of sick into my mouth. *Gag* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ras52 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 [quote name='Bikenbass' timestamp='1425557827' post='2708541'] Oh great! Thanks for not waiting, I was just about to buy that. [/quote] I think it's quite reasonable to wait 3 & 1/2 seconds before taking the last doughnut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiltyG565 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 [quote name='artisan' timestamp='1425462355' post='2707493'] fair point,I have been messed about by a couple of new members recently having put something on hold for them,then promptly disappearing never to be heard from again. It only takes a few seconds to fire a quick reply & keep your seller informed,payment can wait a couple of days but a confirmation can't,especially when other buyers waiting. oh well. [/quote] Whilst I agree, one of the pills people like you and I have to sometimes swallow is that some people are absolutely crap at communication. The potential buyer's lack of reply didn't indicate a disposal of the arrangement after 3.5 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 [quote name='MiltyG565' timestamp='1425565060' post='2708659'] ...some people are absolutely crap at communication. [/quote] Hnnnnggg!! Mmmff-Mfff... Arrrghh!! Bloooargh! Thhhpp!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ras52 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1425565559' post='2708663'] Hnnnnggg!! Mmmff-Mfff... Arrrghh!! Bloooargh! Thhhpp!! [/quote] Couldn't have put it better myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leschirons Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 So, now I can't decide whether this thread is about Newbiephobia or doughnuts. Doh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gelfin Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 It's probably about a lack of dough! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazed Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 (edited) [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1425565559' post='2708663'] Hnnnnggg!! Mmmff-Mfff... Arrrghh!! Bloooargh! Thhhpp!! [/quote] Oi mumbly bollocks. Pack it in. And you can cut that Jack Bauer looking picture off yer avatar too. Hummmph Edited March 5, 2015 by Dazed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiltyG565 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 [quote name='leschirons' timestamp='1425568178' post='2708692'] So, now I can't decide whether this thread is about Newbiephobia or doughnuts. Doh! [/quote] Why not about both? I hate them there newbies. They never bring donuts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bikenbass Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1425555560' post='2708486'] RIGHT THAT'S IT, SHUT UP!! I'M HAVING THE LAST DOUGHNUT!! *Snarf, chomp, stuff, scran, eat* BUUURRRPPPPP!! And now it's gone! Thhppp!! [/quote] [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1425565559' post='2708663'] Hnnnnggg!! Mmmff-Mfff... Arrrghh!! Bloooargh! Thhhpp!! [/quote] I'm putting this to music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyDog Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 [quote name='ras52' timestamp='1425475427' post='2707692'] And then there are the regional variations... My Lover in the SW, etc. etc.... [/quote] Not strictly true, as this is not gender specific. You can expect to receive a friendly "Orroit, moy luvvur?" from members of either sex, whether different to yours or not. Wurzel-manglers are not fussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 [quote name='Bikenbass' timestamp='1425575183' post='2708768'] I'm putting this to music. [/quote] You are Leonards Smalls and I claim my £5..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowdown Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 [quote name='Dad3353' timestamp='1425578623' post='2708806'] You are Leonards Smalls and I claim my £5..! [/quote] He's Leonard's underpants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 [quote name='lowdown' timestamp='1425580340' post='2708831'] He's Leonard's underpants? [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve-bbb Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 (edited) [quote name='bartelby' timestamp='1425462062' post='2707488'] I wouldn't be too happy if you only waited 3.5 hours before ditching the sale for someone else! Sometimes real life takes priority over BC. [/quote] + another Edited March 5, 2015 by steve-bbb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Smalls Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 [quote name='lowdown' timestamp='1425580340' post='2708831'] He's Leonard's underpants? [/quote] My lightly worn undergarments can be obtained for the Yen equivalent of £5 from a number of vending machines in Tokyo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 [quote name='Dazed' timestamp='1425569240' post='2708709'] Oi mumbly bollocks. Pack it in. And you can cut that Jack Bauer looking picture off yer avatar too. Hummmph [/quote] Thanks for comparing me with Jack Bauer - but in real life I'm actually a lot more handsome than him. Woah!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bikenbass Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 [quote name='Leonard Smalls' timestamp='1425581718' post='2708852'] My lightly worn undergarments can be obtained for the Yen equivalent of £5 from a number of vending machines in Tokyo. [/quote] I have NEVER let Leonard wear me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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