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[quote name='Number6' timestamp='1427803804' post='2734378']
Icky icky icky kapang zoop boing
[/quote]

Dear Bluejay please note that i am happy for this to go into BGM if you wish to quote me ;)

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[quote name='seashell' timestamp='1427805929' post='2734433']
Feel free to quote any of my posts, especially knob jokes, cat pictures and references to my enormous bloomers.
[/quote]

Pics, or the enormous bloomers didn't happen! :gas:

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Congrats bluejay...sounds like fun :)

[i]Personally I think some of the best players around are the ones you haven't heard of like..errr...and hmmm...Nope. Never heard of 'em.[/i]

[size=3]Paul. Age 44. Herts.[/size]

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[quote name='pete.young' timestamp='1427798227' post='2734285']
The Ts&Cs make it pretty clear that we have no say in this.
[/quote]

I knew that was coming....

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[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1427800826' post='2734332']
Thirdly, I require a shrubbery.
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But what type of shrubbery?

What aspect is the shrubbery facing?
How high does the tallest shrub need to be - any views to keep/eye-sores to mask?
Evergreen?
Colour themed, for example golden foliage with purple contrast?
Any particular season of interest, for example autumn colours?
Is there a season/period when you are never at home, and so miss a specific flowering period?
Complete shrub ground cover or added interest of herbaceous plants and/or bulbs?

I don't think you have thought this through, frankly.

Posted

[quote name='JTUK' timestamp='1427810902' post='2734507']
I knew that was coming....
[/quote]

I was just finishing reading the thread before I was going to point that out! :)

BC... BGM... TB... what does it matter, it's all about the bass! ;)

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[quote name='Paul S' timestamp='1427813958' post='2734550']
But what type of shrubbery?
[/quote]

One that looks nice and is not TOO expensive.
A good shrubbery. With laurels.

Posted

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1427822334' post='2734708']
With laurels.
[/quote]

But what type of laurels?

Portuguese laurel?
Bay laurel
English laurel
Cherry laurel
Bog laurel?
Japanese laurel?
Spurge laurel?

Posted (edited)

Ive got some headlines based on the reality of the BassChat world ...

People have been seriously injured as a crowd rushed for the exit just before the start of Paul Carrack gig, a witness known as FleaBop84 to his online friends said "someone in a basschat Tshirt stood up, pointed and shouted "Music Stand"" then it turned into chaos.

Bassplayers worldwide are in mass mourning, in tweets and online forums they are expressing mass grief and disappointment, the scale of it is similar to that of the recent departure of Zayn Malik from 1D, but this time it was due to bass god Pino Palladino openly admitting he used a form of tablature to learn his first few songs as a teenager.

Edited by lojo
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[quote name='Marvin' timestamp='1427826329' post='2734796']
It's going to be a mammoth task to wade through all the puns to make a column, regardless of anything else :rolleyes:
[/quote]

Nothing wrong with some old school hard grafted journalism

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[quote name='Paul S' timestamp='1427822795' post='2734716']
But what type of laurels?

Portuguese laurel?
Bay laurel
English laurel
Cherry laurel
Bog laurel?
Japanese laurel?
Spurge laurel?
[/quote]

Er... Bay.

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[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1427827175' post='2734813']
Er... Bay.
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Is that when one cautiously bids for an item on a well known...um...auction site?

Posted

Could this actually work against the magazine?

I know I'm less likely to buy that sort of thing with my involvement here , so readers could discover this site then not rely on the magazine as much for thier bass hit.

Posted

[quote name='Marvin' timestamp='1427827250' post='2734816']
Is that when one cautiously bids for an item on a well known...um...auction site?
[/quote]

:excl: Idea alert! We could start an online auction site to sell laurels and eucalyptus trees, based from a nursery site in Yorkshire. And call it eBayGum

Sorry, small botanical type joke.
Well, very nearly.

  • 1 month later...
Posted (edited)

Just seen BJ's first column in BGM. Well done!

Not going to say any more, you'll just have to go out and buy it/read it in W H Smiths....

Edited by yorks5stringer

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