Third gig..

[Tuco]

I'm still traumatised from a drunk woman hitching her skirt up and sitting on my lap pre-gig!
Much to the amusement of my wife!!!
We went down well in front of a packed house but the shock! the horror!!!!

[cheddatom]

This is disappointing. You didn't annoy the LL?

[Lozz196]

Look at at this way, you`re the bassist, she probably didn`t even see you and just thought you were a chair................

[Fisheth]

[quote name='Lozz196' timestamp='1430306757' post='2760026']
Look at at this way, you`re the bassist, she probably didn`t even see you and just thought you were a chair................
[/quote]

Brilliant.

[Jazzneck]

[quote name='Tuco' timestamp='1430305577' post='2760004']
I'm still traumatised from a drunk woman hitching her skirt up and sitting on my lap pre-gig!
Much to the amusement of my wife!!!
We went down well in front of a packed house but the shock! the horror!!!!
[/quote]

This sounds good.....
Can you get our band a gig there, please?

[RAY AGAINST THE MACHINE]

[quote name='Tuco' timestamp='1430305577' post='2760004']
I'm still traumatised from a drunk woman hitching her skirt up and sitting on my lap pre-gig!
Much to the amusement of my wife!!!
We went down well in front of a packed house but the shock! the horror!!!!
[/quote]

So long as she never..I'll leave it there

[Rich]

[quote name='Tuco' timestamp='1430305577' post='2760004']
I'm still traumatised from a drunk woman hitching her skirt up and sitting on my lap pre-gig!
Much to the amusement of my wife!!!
We went down well in front of a packed house but the shock! the horror!!!!
[/quote]
If that's the worst thing that ever happens to you at a gig, you'll be a very very lucky man

[Tuco]

[quote name='cheddatom' timestamp='1430306022' post='2760008']
This is disappointing. You didn't annoy the LL?
[/quote]
The polar opposite.

[Tuco]

[quote name='Rich' timestamp='1430307322' post='2760042']
If that's the worst thing that ever happens to you at a gig, you'll be a very very lucky man
[/quote]
Fair comment but you really don't understand the shock!! the horror!!!

[KevB]

Went down well with the punters and didn't annoy the LL? You've sold out mate.

[Tuco]

[quote name='KevB' timestamp='1430323491' post='2760319']
Went down well with the punters and didn't annoy the LL? You've sold out mate.



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[synthaside]

Ha Ha reminds me of a few years ago , at a gig I was spotted by the best mate of an Ex , who decided ... she would essentially leap onto my lap without me noticing. The look from my Mrs who was sat on a sofa opposite could have melted the poor girl into goo.

Dina still hates that pub to this day.

Edited April 30, 2015 by synthaside

[Tuco]

[quote name='synthaside' timestamp='1430384623' post='2760805']
Ha Ha reminds me of a few years ago , at a gig I was spotted by the best mate of an Ex , who decided ... she would essentially leap onto my lap without me noticing. The look from my Mrs who was sat on a sofa opposite could have melted the poor girl into goo.

Dina still hates that pub to this day.
[/quote]
My wife actually KNOWS the woman in question and is actually FRIENDS with her!!! She finds the whole incident HILARIOUS and has even visited said woman since and told her the tale (of which she remembers NOTHING apparently)
Im still shaking!!
To quote a line from Bladerunner "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe"