Tuco Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 I'm still traumatised from a drunk woman hitching her skirt up and sitting on my lap pre-gig! Much to the amusement of my wife!!! We went down well in front of a packed house but the shock! the horror!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 This is disappointing. You didn't annoy the LL? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lozz196 Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Look at at this way, you`re the bassist, she probably didn`t even see you and just thought you were a chair................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisheth Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 [quote name='Lozz196' timestamp='1430306757' post='2760026'] Look at at this way, you`re the bassist, she probably didn`t even see you and just thought you were a chair................ [/quote] Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzneck Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 [quote name='Tuco' timestamp='1430305577' post='2760004'] I'm still traumatised from a drunk woman hitching her skirt up and sitting on my lap pre-gig! Much to the amusement of my wife!!! We went down well in front of a packed house but the shock! the horror!!!! [/quote] This sounds good..... Can you get our band a gig there, please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAY AGAINST THE MACHINE Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 [quote name='Tuco' timestamp='1430305577' post='2760004'] I'm still traumatised from a drunk woman hitching her skirt up and sitting on my lap pre-gig! Much to the amusement of my wife!!! We went down well in front of a packed house but the shock! the horror!!!! [/quote] So long as she never..I'll leave it there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 [quote name='Tuco' timestamp='1430305577' post='2760004'] I'm still traumatised from a drunk woman hitching her skirt up and sitting on my lap pre-gig! Much to the amusement of my wife!!! We went down well in front of a packed house but the shock! the horror!!!! [/quote] If that's the worst thing that ever happens to you at a gig, you'll be a very very lucky man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuco Posted April 29, 2015 Author Share Posted April 29, 2015 [quote name='cheddatom' timestamp='1430306022' post='2760008'] This is disappointing. You didn't annoy the LL? [/quote] The polar opposite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuco Posted April 29, 2015 Author Share Posted April 29, 2015 [quote name='Rich' timestamp='1430307322' post='2760042'] If that's the worst thing that ever happens to you at a gig, you'll be a very very lucky man [/quote] Fair comment but you really don't understand the shock!! the horror!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevB Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Went down well with the punters and didn't annoy the LL? You've sold out mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuco Posted April 29, 2015 Author Share Posted April 29, 2015 [quote name='KevB' timestamp='1430323491' post='2760319'] Went down well with the punters and didn't annoy the LL? You've sold out mate. [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synthaside Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 (edited) Ha Ha reminds me of a few years ago , at a gig I was spotted by the best mate of an Ex , who decided ... she would essentially leap onto my lap without me noticing. The look from my Mrs who was sat on a sofa opposite could have melted the poor girl into goo. Dina still hates that pub to this day. Edited April 30, 2015 by synthaside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuco Posted April 30, 2015 Author Share Posted April 30, 2015 [quote name='synthaside' timestamp='1430384623' post='2760805'] Ha Ha reminds me of a few years ago , at a gig I was spotted by the best mate of an Ex , who decided ... she would essentially leap onto my lap without me noticing. The look from my Mrs who was sat on a sofa opposite could have melted the poor girl into goo. Dina still hates that pub to this day. [/quote] My wife actually KNOWS the woman in question and is actually FRIENDS with her!!! She finds the whole incident HILARIOUS and has even visited said woman since and told her the tale (of which she remembers NOTHING apparently) Im still shaking!! To quote a line from Bladerunner "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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