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[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1431254437' post='2769184']
Spill the beans! It can't be any worse than THE DONKEY SPOKE. Can it?
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Actually, no, well, maybe... looking at some on here it's not really that bad... just doesn't sit well.

Spydabyte

There, I said it. Recent gig the board outside read "SpiderBite" which was slightly less crap. We're all around 40, it's a rock covers band. Sounds we're still in college.

There was a band playing the same venue the night after... "Bees of Burden" I know nothing about them but already know they're cool.

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[quote name='Iain' timestamp='1431255268' post='2769201']
Spydabyte
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Well it's not as bad as 'Beatles'. ;)

[quote name='MoonBassAlpha' timestamp='1431255903' post='2769209']
Sh*te and Onions
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:lol: Best name of the day award.

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I was on a band called 'The Bobblehats' for a number of years.
We tried to change the name a few times but it just stuck with us somehow.
Even played a 'last ever gig',stopped for a while, came back with a new name and new songs. First pub we were booked to play had a big poster up when we got there, "Back by popular demand, The Bobblehats"

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[quote name='Mykesbass' timestamp='1431213709' post='2768951']
Sorry Tauzero, you misunderstood my post, I know how the band came about the name, I'm querying the origins of the phrase itself.
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How about [url="http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/lead-balloon.html"]http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/lead-balloon.html[/url] then?

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[quote name='tauzero' timestamp='1431262748' post='2769337']


How about [url="http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/lead-balloon.html"]http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/lead-balloon.html[/url] then?
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Thanks, as that actually agrees with what I've been getting at. Original - "the stocks went UP like a lead balloon" makes perfect sense, whereas, going down that has passed into usage doesn't.

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Spandau Ballet

Queen - nobody ever questions it, but it's a terrible name for a rock band.

Pantera - do they come from an era of pants?

Chumbawamba - I believe it was in response to bands called things like Kajagoogoo (another stupid name) but it's still really annoying to say/hear. Which brings me to Goo Goo Dolls. That's just dumb. You're grown men, but your name suggests a Japanese girl band.

Scouting For Girls is a topper though, regardless of its subtle cunning. But it suits. Lame name, lame band IMO.

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I was in a band and I hated when people asked me the name. I apologised in advance, explained that I didn't name them and then told them the name. They would then look at me, puzzled, and tell me it was a terrible name for a band. Then they'd ask me what it meant, and explaining the origin of the name was met with more bemusement than the name itself. I can't even bring myself to say it here in case my dear mate ever finds out how much I detested the name of his band.

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[quote name='Funky Dunky' timestamp='1431272327' post='2769481']
Spandau Ballet
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It's from the spasms of a man during hanging - from the Spandau prison in Berlin. I think Tony Hadley is something of a history buff, which shows in the lyrics of "To Cut A Long Story Short" which describe a soldier losing his mind in the first world war. (Edited to admit their debut album is something of a guilty pleasure - once they started wearing sensible clothes they went totally mince though).

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[quote name='Funky Dunky' timestamp='1431272327' post='2769481']
Pantera - do they come from an era of pants?
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It's a lovely thought and I wish it were true, but Pantera is Spanish for Panther. Pretty lame, really.

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[quote name='Funky Dunky' timestamp='1431272670' post='2769485']
I was in a band and I hated when people asked me the name. I apologised in advance, explained that I didn't name them and then told them the name. They would then look at me, puzzled, and tell me it was a terrible name for a band. Then they'd ask me what it meant, and explaining the origin of the name was met with more bemusement than the name itself. I can't even bring myself to say it here in case my dear mate ever finds out how much I detested the name of his band.
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Been in that situation a good few times.

I wont mention the band I play with now, not because I don't like the name - I do, but after almost 3 years, dozens of gigs and countless reminders, they still have somebody elses name as Bass Player on the websites.

Maybe they dont like my name eh :angry:

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Back in the early 70s I remember seeing [i]Opportunity Knocks[/i] with Hughie Green... featuring a band called 'Fags 'N' Matches'. So when Hughie said, 'For Fags 'N' Matches... opportunity knocks...' even as a young lad I remember thinking, 'no, it doesn't - that's the worst band name in the history of band names'... of course this was decades before Guns 'N' Roses, in itself a pretty crass band name. IMHO. :)

Edit: No, I didn't dream it - they reformed last year! :D
[url="http://radiosaltire.org/2014/04/fags-n-matches-davie/"]http://radiosaltire....-matches-davie/[/url]

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Back when I lived down south, there was a band on the Kent circuit called Uncle Lumpy & The Fish Doctors. Which is either genius or ludicrous.

About 15 years ago I played in a rock covers duo called Hideous Things - which I might have actually suggested myself... Didn't do us any harm, we were stupidly busy for a couple of years.

Jon.

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As a teenager I did a brief stint with a band called The Nun F*ckers. One of their most popular numbers was 'Anal Intruder' - a romantic little ditty that was enough to get anyone's foot tapping.

I now play with a band called Ticket 415. Not sure that's a very great improvement...

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