Sick bass player wanted STONER JANE'S ADDICTION GRUNGE KYUSS SOUNDGARDEN LED ZEPPELIN

[derelics]

We're looking for a VERY solid bass player, no older than 29yo (I wanted a girl for balance but we're open to everyone). Has gigged, recorded, can move on stage, jam, and is willing to dedicate a lot of time to a band. We just recorded our first EP at Orgone studios (Angel Witch, Cathedral, Ghost, etc....) and have a hint that we can go somewhere (the EP is probably a bit heavier than the general vibe we wanna give it but we'll go that hard as well).... We listen to everything from T-rex and Ravi Shankar to Goatsnake and Pantera (and in the time frame in between as well). derelics.bandcamp.com to have a listen. If you don't have something we can listen to we won't consider. We're rehearsing at least twice a week in Manor house. Schwiiiiing? Peace out guys and gals!

[gary mac]

Well I fit the bill, in that I'm sick but unfortunately too old.

Good luck, hope you find the right player.

[CamdenRob]

I'm not sick.... and also too old...

Edited June 5, 2015 by CamdenRob

[sprocketflup]

If upwards of 29 is too old, then Im positively infirm.

Shame that, coz otherwise Id fit the bill, and was actually there the first time round. never mind

[Happy Jack]

Do you schwiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, then?

[Kiwi]

I've got a tickly cough that I haven't been able to shake.

[The Badderer]

i'm going to have a rectal exam from a doctor later on today... do i qualify



(just joking i'm perfectly fit and healthy)

[DorsetBlue]

I thought I had gout but my GP thought otherwise this morning (although awaiting a blood test) - does that discount me more than the additional 12 years?

[sprocketflup]

[quote name='The Badderer' timestamp='1433501434' post='2791574']
i'm going to have a rectal exam from a doctor later on today... do i qualify



(just joking i'm perfectly fit and healthy)
[/quote]

I had one of those the other day. I knew how bad the NHS cuts have been now, coz instead of using lube, the doctor spat on my *rse

[ras52]

[quote name='The Badderer' timestamp='1433501434' post='2791574']
i'm going to have a rectal exam from a doctor later on today... do i qualify
[/quote]

At least, he [i]said [/i]he was a doctor....

[RAY AGAINST THE MACHINE]

Unfortunately , Mr. Vicious is elsewhere and unavailable . I do know a Mr. Phil sick ( he changed his name by deed poll). He used to be in a band called parents of God .
I've just remembered , he's the vocalist . Sorry ,)

[RAY AGAINST THE MACHINE]

I think you have killed apt of interest with Ravi Shankar . So f@@ing tedious .
(Really sorry , but my ex boss used to play a few cassettes by him.bing bing bing..)
I'm still traumatised. Now if you said Michael Schenker..better;?

[RAY AGAINST THE MACHINE]

[quote name='Happy Jack' timestamp='1433500572' post='2791556']
Do you schwiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, then?
[/quote]
Low, sweet chariot ??

[ras52]

[quote name='RAY AGAINST THE MACHINE' timestamp='1433503385' post='2791616']
I think you have killed apt of interest with Ravi Shankar . So f@@ing tedious .
(Really sorry , but my ex boss used to play a few cassettes by him.bing bing bing..)
I'm still traumatised. Now if you said Michael Schenker..better;?
[/quote]

I used think Ravi Shankar was rhyming slang...

[RAY AGAINST THE MACHINE]

it was for the boss. Btw ; sorry to the op about the amount of threads . Still have a bump;)

[discreet]

Well [i]I[/i] like Ravi Shankar. And TREX. In fact, I liked TREX since before they were famous. Dammit, I gave my age away!
Oh well. You probably would have noticed anyway.

[Happy Jack]

Does the love affair go back to the really early days?

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[RAY AGAINST THE MACHINE]

Or

[Rich]

I'm sick and tired of it all. Does that count?

[Hobbayne]

My chalfonts are playing up so I dont know if I qualify as sick enough.

[gapiro]

Does sleeping with your sister qualify you? (obviously I'm not.... Honest)

[Roland Rock]

[quote name='gapiro' timestamp='1434871963' post='2803372']
Does sleeping with your sister qualify you?
[/quote]

LOL :-D

[derelics]

Aaaaah I never checked here sorryyy! Oh shame, I knew I should have done a Black Veil Brides tribute band... And yes sleeping with your sister is an instant yes. I might push the legal age to a small 75 years old then, but no more than that... The age reason is, indeed, related to the amount of schwing, cuz everyone knows what happens to the schwing pas 29 (or it has to do with shifting priorities away from 'being crammed in a sweaty sh*t smelling pubes ridden van' in most people past late 20's I don't remember). party on

[seashell]

[quote name='derelics' timestamp='1435054785' post='2804920']
Aaaaah I never checked here sorryyy! Oh shame, I knew I should have done a Black Veil Brides tribute band... And yes sleeping with your sister is an instant yes. I might push the legal age to a small 75 years old then, but no more than that... The age reason is, indeed, related to the amount of schwing, cuz everyone knows what happens to the schwing pas 29 (or it has to do with shifting priorities away from 'being crammed in a sweaty sh*t smelling pubes ridden van' in most people past late 20's I don't remember). party on
[/quote]

Oh dear, that's put the cat among the pigeons. Better brace yourself!

Party on everyone. Till you're 29 and then you might as well go home and suck on a werther's original.

[Jenny_Innie]

Will this lead to paid work or reward?