Happy Jack Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 [quote name='seashell' timestamp='1435664979' post='2811092'] Party on everyone. Till you're 29 and then you might as well go home and suck on a werther's original. [/quote] So tonight I'm gonna party like I'm nearly 29 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 (edited) [quote name='seashell' timestamp='1435664979' post='2811092'] Party on everyone. Till you're 29 and then you might as well go home and suck on a werther's original. [/quote] [quote]...cuz everyone knows what happens to the schwing past 29... [/quote] I'm doing a lot more schwinging at 55 than I ever did at 29, so that's just rubbish. Mind you, I AM a late developer. Ooh-ooh! Ah-ah! Shriek! *Makes loud chimpanzee noises - throws faeces at bystanders* Edited June 30, 2015 by discreet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 [quote name='Jenny_Innie' timestamp='1435665655' post='2811105'] Will this lead to paid work or reward? [/quote] Hmm... you know what, I'm going to take a wild shot in the dark and say 'no'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ras52 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 [quote name='Jenny_Innie' timestamp='1435665655' post='2811105'] Will this lead to paid work or reward? [/quote] [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1435669938' post='2811191'] Hmm... you know what, I'm going to take a wild shot in the dark and say 'no'. [/quote] Such a cynic. I'm sure there will be paid work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbayne Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 You lot should be ashamed of yourselves you! .... you haters!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 [quote name='Hobbayne' timestamp='1435702320' post='2811738'] You lot should be ashamed of yourselves you! .... you haters!! [/quote] Well really... what if you're perfect for this, but... are 30?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Then you're ... erm ... not perfect for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seashell Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1435745942' post='2811984'] Well really... what if you're perfect for this, but... are 30?? [/quote] If I was interested in this I'd just go along and not mention my age. And if they asked me I'd just say 'I have a playing age of 29'. It's what us thesps do all the time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 [quote name='seashell' timestamp='1435779126' post='2812420'] And if they asked me I'd just say 'I have a playing age of 29'. It's what us thesps do all the time! [/quote] Sorry luvvie, that's far too young to play Lady Bracknell ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julesb Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 I sent a neo soul band wanting a bassist a recording of me playing along to their you tube clip without revealing my age. They replied saying that my playing was 'sick'. I then revealed my age and received no reply. I can only assume that they assumed I was dead at my revealed age! It's a shame it's like this but I was the same when I was starting out. Middle age quality musicians should just get their own sh*t together play some great music. There's enough of us about it seems. :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzneck Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 What's this Schwiiiiiing thingy stuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamdenRob Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 [quote name='Jazzneck' timestamp='1436741801' post='2820427'] What's this Schwiiiiiing thingy stuff? [/quote] If you have to ask what it is then you definitely don't have it... .... I'd have to ask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 [quote name='CamdenRob' timestamp='1437723826' post='2828441'] If you have to ask what it is then you definitely don't have it... .... I'd have to ask [/quote] I looked it up. I still didn't (and don't...) understand what it is..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamdenRob Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 (edited) [quote name='Dad3353' timestamp='1437728284' post='2828501'] I looked it up. I still didn't (and don't...) understand what it is..! [/quote] We're just not cool enough to know... Besides even if I was the very embodiment of Schwiiing to the point where people close to me would actually be able to feel and smell the Schwiiing It would be worthless as unfortunately I'm over the age limit [i]*edit* "Smell the Schwiiing" is now going straight to the top of my list of possible future band names. [/i] Edited July 24, 2015 by CamdenRob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 [quote name='CamdenRob' timestamp='1437730015' post='2828525']... [i]*edit* "Smell the Schwiiing" is now going straight to the top of my list of possible future band names. [/i] [/quote] Personally, I'd be very wary of doing that before knowing all the ramifications of the phrase. Disappointment could be in store; maybe worse..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzneck Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 [quote name='CamdenRob' timestamp='1437723826' post='2828441'] If you have to ask what it is then you definitely don't have it.. [/quote] That's pleased me coz I thought it was one of them nasty diseases. Mind you, if it is and I do have it then I can start a Charriddee and get all you guys to play for free for me and I can get a free parachute jump and get on BBC TV and all that stuff, couldn't I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprocketflup Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 Just stumbled across this, now seems he's looking for more than just a bass player. Maybe the others were so sick they've now died? http://www.bandmix.co.uk/derelics/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 [i][color=#101010]"We're looking for a VERY experienced bass player, no older than 29yo[/color][color=#0000ff][b] (I wanted a girl but we're open to everyone)[/b][/color][color=#101010]."[/color][/i] Too much information ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemarseillebass Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 On August 15th 2015 Mr Big's singer said I'm 'Billy Sheehan reincarnate - and he isn't even dead yet.' 45 and too old, but still flattered to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickeyboro Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 [quote name='leemarseillebass' timestamp='1454460612' post='2970053'] Mr Big's singer said I'm 'Billy Sheehan reincarnate - and he isn't even dead yet.' [/quote] The rate our heroes are currently dying off its sensible to have reserves 😈 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derelics Posted February 3, 2016 Author Share Posted February 3, 2016 Jeez Louise, you geriatric lot are so sensitive... should have mentioned "no greying crybabies"... The other reason for the age is that we do shitloads of really funny drugs and we don't want someone dying in our arms, with their wrinkled ballsack hangin to their knees, we're cliché enough without this. As for the bandmix page I never updated the "wanted" section in 2 years, all these funny drugs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbayne Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I,ll have you know I have an M C Hammer LP Geriatric indeed!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Because it's a well-known fact that old(er) people never do drugs, as I'm sure Keith will agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oopsdabassist Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 So who is louise? the old bass player?? Speak up..I'm a bit DEAF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keefbaker Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I can't read this thread, I can't get the screen far enough away from my eyes and I refuse to buy reading glasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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