SingleMalt Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Finally struck some gold. (Hope it's ok to post a guitar auction here) [url="http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Charvel-San-Dimas-Custom-Electric-Guitar-AMADEUS-/161726763335?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item25a7aa9147"]http://www.ebay.co.u...=item25a7aa9147[/url] A £175,000 not real Charvel connected by mystical powers to Mozart himself. A few choice excerpts: [quote]The artist used the Musical Spirit Energy of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and painted on this guitar body in a particular energetic way!![/quote] [quote]This guitar it will make you strictly connected with AMADEUS , believed or NOT!! It means that if you really decide to play this guitar, you are going to do something really AMAZING with but i prevent you!![/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 I've forwarded that link to Andy Gibson ... he'll wet himself laughing at that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreek Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 My God...this fella could bull5hit for England...unfortunately from the grammar I don't think he's even from this planet!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madshadows Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 What's the matter with these people, nutter alert !!! John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldflows Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 I always wondered what guitar Mozart played. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beer of the Bass Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 When you look at the seller's completed auctions, this guitar has already failed to sell four times at £700 and £845 with no mention of the mystical woo. This makes it look like a very odd selling tactic... [url="http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Charvel-San-Dimas-Custom-Electric-Guitar-/161694032019"]http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Charvel-San-Dimas-Custom-Electric-Guitar-/161694032019[/url] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlungerModerno Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 That's entertaining! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKcrimsonKing Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 I need to own this guitar, if only to annoy my friends with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Bassy Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 It's a shame that it's so unique. I'm looking for a matched pair really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SingleMalt Posted June 7, 2015 Author Share Posted June 7, 2015 [quote name='Count Bassy' timestamp='1433693845' post='2793147'] It's a shame that it's so unique. I'm looking for a matched pair really. [/quote] If you fire him an email I'm sure he can hook you up with a Jackson connected to Pachelbel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juliusmonk Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Might be cheaper to go to the Atahualpa or whatever mountains and do the whole ceremony again to connect a Squier with Julius Caesar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassassin Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 The absurd & shouty spiel does open by saying [b]PLEASE DON'T BUY THIS GUITAR![/b] Which is eminently sensible advice that I have no qualms whatsoever about following. Jon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Rotten Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Even said it's good for metal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauzero Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 [quote name='TheGreek' timestamp='1433678163' post='2792996'] My God...this fella could bull5hit for England...unfortunately from the grammar I don't think he's even from this planet!! [/quote] And it appears he's called Kate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Apparently the Guitar is still "breathing", which is ironic as I nearly choked upon reading the description.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmedunc Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Confucius say - Long winded description equal crap guitar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Wasn't San Dimas where Bill & Ted had their adventures? Bonkers description :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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