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[quote name='Lozz196' timestamp='1434757663' post='2802688']
Not playing in Milton Keynes are you, Weststarx? That`s a popular heckle up there.
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Yup to be honest, if no one said it at least once during any gig round this way, I'd miss it....probably end up shouting it meself!!

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[quote name='landwomble' timestamp='1434798409' post='2802881']
"I don't come round to your place of work and slap the sailor's c*cks out of your mouth, do I? Let me do my job"
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Awesome.....
You could also say "sorry mate, drag night is Tuesday's, I think you've got your days mixed up".

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[quote name='the boy' timestamp='1434808859' post='2802974']
You could also say "sorry mate, drag night is Tuesday's, I think you've got your days mixed up".
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Or you could say...."sorry mate"...and actually[i] get on with it !! [/i] ;)

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Could this be a non event where the "get on with it" applied to the band that cancelled because they were slow between songs? Perhaps the heckler won't comment with your band?

I can't comment on how to deal with her, though as I have yet to gig; I like to think I would ignore her.

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[quote name='Weststarx' timestamp='1434749793' post='2802614']
Hi Guys,

We've just booked a gig for next week due to a cancellation but been warned by the band that cancelled that there is always one lady that goes every week and likes to heckle the bands.

Personally I have never had anyone heckle me in any band I've been in, so I'm a little unsure how to deal with it!

Apparently her favourite line is "Get on with it!" in between songs.

Any advice on how to cleverly deal with a heckler?

Thanks
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if she has in issue with the time between songs, id make her wait longer. after a couple of times say we'll play the next song when she comes out with better material.

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Saw this once at a comedy club, the comic held up his hands for quiet, looked straight at heckler and said "let's all wait for her to think up a really good heckle". Everyone looked at heckler who was so embarrassed she left

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[quote name='Geek99' timestamp='1434983445' post='2804395']
Saw this once at a comedy club, the comic held up his hands for quiet, looked straight at heckler and said "let's all wait for her to think up a really good heckle"
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Sorry dude , can't help you , you're the one being paid to be funny !

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[quote name='Geek99' timestamp='1434983445' post='2804395']
Saw this once at a comedy club, the comic held up his hands for quiet, looked straight at heckler and said "let's all wait for her to think up a really good heckle". Everyone looked at heckler who was so embarrassed she left
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I would have gone with:

"If you want my come back, you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth first"

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She's obviously a shallow one, she.
I think the best thing to do is not responding directly, but to just continue your little inbetween-songs banter about the development of Weltschmerz as a direct result of Sturm und Drang thinking, and Kierkegaard's criticism of it all.

Enlightened, she'll turn around!
I'm sure.

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[quote name='urbanx' timestamp='1435157539' post='2806048']


I would have gone with:

"If you want my come back, you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth first"
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It's a female heckler, I thought ?

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[quote name='Geek99' timestamp='1435234403' post='2806781']
It's a female heckler, I thought ?
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females have mums too.

Not a response I'd personally use, but just pointing out the gender of the heckler is irrelevant. ;)

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