What a bargain!!!

[JJW]

YOU ARE SAVING 9,997,000, WHAT A BARGAIN!!!

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[discreet]

Every time I see this I realise my life has got shorter. Kill me now.

[chaypup]

[quote][b][size="2"][font="Verdana"][size="3"][color="#00429A"]The nut does compress the larger strings somewhat but, the tone isn't sacrificed by that. It's mostly barely audible rumblings at the low end.[/color][/size][/font][/size][/b][b][size="2"][font="Verdana"][size="3"][color="#00429A"][/quote][/color][/size][/font][/size][/b]

Well, that's good then.

[alyctes]

Okay, the bottom string is 0.317" gauge.
That's
[size=5]EIGHT MILLIMETRES !![/size]

[size=4]You could make [u]trussrods[/u] out of that.[/size]

Edited July 7, 2015 by alyctes

[discreet]

We need to buy this, set fire to it and bury the remains so no-one ever has to see it again.

[yorks5stringer]

Pros: it comes with rechargeable batteries and a charger, and postage is only £12.50
Cons: The gaffa tape over the holes where the controls were is not colour matched

What's not to like?

[alyctes]

[quote name='alyctes' timestamp='1436285118' post='2816749']
Okay, the bottom string is 0.317" gauge.
That's eight millimetres!

[size=4]You could make [u]trussrods[/u] out of that.[/size]
[/quote]

I showed it to my son, and he said you'd have to play it with a mallet.

Maybe it's a hammer dulcimer in drag?

[SICbass]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1436285313' post='2816751']
We need to buy this, set fire to it and bury the remains so no-one ever has to see it again.
[/quote]

The poor thing has clearly suffered enough already.
I mean.... look at it......it never chose to be made that way.

It should be set free into the wild. Judging by its' looks there is certainly no risk of it procreating.