You gotta love the brand name

[BassHertz]

[url="http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Effin-Guitars-model-EJB-BK-LH-Black-Lefty-Vintage-Jazz-Style-Bass-Guitar/361375901179?_trksid=p2045573.c100034.m2102&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140107092241%26meid%3D6bb8d8c1dad3440c8518b2735c18122b%26pid%3D100034%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D4%26sd%3D171907419601"]http://www.ebay.co.u...%3D171907419601[/url]

[Guest MoJo]

All my basses must be made by them. Whenever I bring one home, my wife says "Not another Effin guitar"

[Guest MoJo]

Should go into partnership with someone called Geffin (Geoffin)

Edited September 2, 2015 by MoJo

[Bassassin]

Another effin' Fender copy.

Yawn.

[Sean]

The postage is Effin expensive.

[Hobbayne]

Theres only one F in Fender!

[discreet]

Bollocks.

[Happy Jack]

Brand names? You want brand names?

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[SICbass]

I expect there's no fannying around with them.

[BassHertz]

I like their slogan "If you don't like V***na, you probably play keyboards"

[ras52]

I got complaints when I used a pick.... best to stick to fingerstyle.

[discreet]

All their guitars are fitted with a G-string.

[ras52]

I see most of them just have one knob....

[Bassassin]

Are they played by a bunch of c***s?

[discreet]

I'm glad you said that, so I didn't have to.