For the man/woman who has everything...

[Rich]

You might think that all you need are a couple of basses and maybe a guitar. Possibly a keyboard too, maybe even a drum kit or a brass instrument. You might think you're got a pretty comprehensive setup there, that you've got all the bases covered.
Wrong.
Your collection is [i]nothing [/i]without a theremin built into a badger.

[Mykesbass]

For the man/woman who has everything...but taste!

[Happy Jack]

If TB actually stands for Theremin Badger, then no wonder they're being culled ...

[discreet]

[quote name='Rich' timestamp='1442405147' post='2866674']
Your collection is [i]nothing [/i]without a theremin built into a badger.
[/quote]

Yes, it's certainly a must(elidae)-have for the discerning naturalist/musician. However, I'd like one made with an otter.

Who's going to make me an otter I can re-use?

Edited September 16, 2015 by discreet

[phil.c60]

Something made with an otter - isn't that what tarka dal is?

Edited September 16, 2015 by phil.c60

[lowhand_mike]

i'd imagine that its fur-ly expensive

you can pick up a reusable water otter from argos

[discreet]

[quote name='phil.c60' timestamp='1442408540' post='2866744']
Something made with an otter - isn't that what tarka dal is?
[/quote]

I don't know. It's not a simple black-and-white issue.

[quote name='lowhand_mike' timestamp='1442408558' post='2866745']
You can pick up a reusable water otter from argos
[/quote]

Is that the one with the Ring Of Bright Water?

Edited September 16, 2015 by discreet

[KevB]

Must have made its eyes water when they inserted the loop.

[discreet]

[quote name='KevB' timestamp='1442409912' post='2866756']
Must have made its eyes water when they inserted the loop.
[/quote]

Yes, I bet it was bristling with anger.

[KevB]

It's having a close shave with stardom now though.

[mrtcat]

Pretty sure its illegal to be in posession of a dead badger in the UK. Reckon the judge would let you off though as he'll not want to set a precedence which means he'll not be allowed one himself.

[Happy Jack]

[i][color=#666666][font=arial][size=4]"Interestingly, the Welsh name for badgers is ‘moch daear’ which translates to ‘earth pig’."[/size][/font][/color][/i]

[color=#666666][font=arial][size=4]And here's another interesting fact ... not.[/size][/font][/color]

[discreet]

[quote name='mrtcat' timestamp='1442410393' post='2866762']
Pretty sure its illegal to be in possession of a dead badger in the UK. Reckon the judge would let you off though as he'll not want to set a precedence which means he'll not be allowed one himself.
[/quote]

That's paw show. And don't you mean 'sett a precedent'..?

Edited September 16, 2015 by discreet

[lowhand_mike]

they're probably rare so you could face stiff competion to get one. though having one would be snout to joke about

[Mykesbass]

[quote name='Happy Jack' timestamp='1442410443' post='2866764']
[i][color=#666666][font=arial]"Interestingly, the Welsh name for badgers is ‘moch daear’ which translates to ‘earth pig’."[/font][/color][/i]

[color=#666666][font=arial]And here's another interesting fact ... not.[/font][/color]
[/quote]

Earth Pig - Sort of name you'd expect a band using a badger encased theremin would call themselves.

[Norris]

I bet that would be great for the Beach Boys classic "Good Hibernations"

[Skol303]

Love it!

...especially the badger's expression: [i]"Oh for goodness sake! *sigh*"[/i]

[cybertect]

I wonder what Brian May would make of it...

[KevB]

[quote name='Mykesbass' timestamp='1442412771' post='2866782']
Earth Pig - Sort of name you'd expect a band using a badger encased theremin would call themselves.
[/quote]

Anorak on/
In Afrikaans 'Earth Pig' is Aardvark, there have been bands named both 'Aardvark' and 'Badger' in the past. Don't think either were known for theramins,
Anorak off/

[discreet]

[quote name='cybertect' timestamp='1442420378' post='2866863']
I wonder what Brian May would make of it...
[/quote]

A guitar, probably.

[EliasMooseblaster]

[quote name='Happy Jack' timestamp='1442410443' post='2866764']
[i][color=#666666][font=arial][size=4]"Interestingly, the Welsh name for badgers is ‘moch daear’ which translates to ‘earth pig’."[/size][/font][/color][/i]

[color=#666666][font=arial][size=4]And here's another interesting fact ... not.[/size][/font][/color]
[/quote]

The old English name for a badger was 'brock.' Which means one could contend that for the last forty-six-odd years, Hawkwind has been fronted by one Dave Badger.

[stevebasshead]

I'm not sure whether to think Why? or Why Not?

[seashell]

I'd like a Bear-faced cab.

[discreet]

[quote name='seashell' timestamp='1442440858' post='2867068']
I'd like a Bear-faced cab.
[/quote]

A polar bear? On a berg.

[the boy]

[quote name='lowhand_mike' timestamp='1442408558' post='2866745']
i'd imagine that its fur-ly expensive

you can pick up a reusable water otter from argos
[/quote]
14 day return if things don't workout.