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I don't mind the ads with age restrictions on them because at least the band are being upfront about their requirements and are therefore not wasting applicants' time.

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[color=#252525][font=sans-serif] [/font][/color][color=#252525][font=sans-serif]I don’t care to belong to any [s]club[/s] group that will have me as a member. :ph34r:[/font][/color]

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It never bothers me but then again I'd consider wasting anyone's time to be rude.
Slightly off topic but I answered a 'mustn't be in other bands' ad once and guess what; they were all in other bands! :angry2:

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[quote name='Roger2611' timestamp='1443807978' post='2877936']
There has been an add in Guitar and Bass mag for a while that makes me want to be mischievous....it is pretty much "Bass player wanted for rock band must be over 22 years old and HAVE LONG BROWN HAIR" I mean WTF I am so tempted to find a photo of a beautiful naked blonde lady playing bass and send it to them saying....really wanted to apply but hair is wrong colour..sorry goodbye...sadly as yet I have been unable to find said photo to allow me to carry out my evil plan :yarr:
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PM sent.
:D

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I had a good trick when I was younger - show up to the audition but leave my bass in the car. Find the guys in the rehearsal rooms and have a 5 minute chat. If they seemed cool, "Just getting my bass, lads". If they were tits who didn't have a clue (or looked awful), "Just getting my bass, lads" and drive off! Immature but not wasting my time.

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[quote name='TransistorBassMan' timestamp='1443780191' post='2877587']
My old band used to state "timewasters welcome" in our Melody Maker ads
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I once answered an ad posted by a drummer that had that as the last line....

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[quote name='Roger2611' timestamp='1443807978' post='2877936']
There has been an add in Guitar and Bass mag for a while that makes me want to be mischievous....it is pretty much "Bass player wanted for rock band must be over 22 years old and HAVE LONG BROWN HAIR" I mean WTF I am so tempted to find a photo of a beautiful naked blonde lady playing bass and send it to them saying....really wanted to apply but hair is wrong colour..sorry goodbye...sadly as yet I have been unable to find said photo to allow me to carry out my evil plan :yarr:
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[quote name='seashell' timestamp='1443862508' post='2878194']
PM sent.
:D
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Pictures or it didn't happen...

There's quite often adverts on That Ebay which would provide appropriate imagery.

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