Owen Posted October 5, 2015 Posted October 5, 2015 None, the keyboard player will do it with their left hand [url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHx3DGm0cEw"]https://www.youtube....h?v=LHx3DGm0cEw[/url] I wish I could embed. Quote
Dad3353 Posted October 5, 2015 Posted October 5, 2015 (edited) [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHx3DGm0cEw[/media] (I simply removed the 's' from 'https'... ) Edited October 5, 2015 by Dad3353 Quote
Owen Posted October 5, 2015 Author Posted October 5, 2015 [quote name='Dad3353' timestamp='1444049974' post='2879765'] (I simply removed the 's' from 'https'... ) [/quote] You make it sound so easy! But, thanks Quote
yorks5stringer Posted October 5, 2015 Posted October 5, 2015 Depressing when a keyboard player sounds better than a Bassist... Quote
skychaserhigh Posted October 5, 2015 Posted October 5, 2015 It only takes one to change the bulb.....but another six to ask how much it weighs.... Quote
ahpook Posted October 5, 2015 Posted October 5, 2015 [quote name='skychaserhigh' timestamp='1444059713' post='2879934'] It only takes one to change the bulb.....but another six to ask how much it weighs.... [/quote] ..and if it's any good for metal Quote
anaxcrosswords Posted October 5, 2015 Posted October 5, 2015 Only one, but the light bulb must really want to change. I'm sorry, I may be thinking of the wrong joke. Quote
sbrag Posted October 5, 2015 Posted October 5, 2015 4. Some will say 5 and others 6 but you only need 4! Quote
Japhet Posted October 5, 2015 Posted October 5, 2015 If you're talking Country bassists its 1.....5.......1.......5........1........5 Quote
James Nada Posted October 5, 2015 Posted October 5, 2015 It doesn't matter what the bassist changes- no one will notice! Quote
ribbetingfrog Posted October 5, 2015 Posted October 5, 2015 [quote name='James Nada' timestamp='1444073024' post='2880118'] It doesn't matter what the bassist changes- no one will notice! [/quote] Even if they catch fire doing it Quote
Owen Posted October 5, 2015 Author Posted October 5, 2015 [quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1444055719' post='2879868'] Depressing when a keyboard player sounds better than a Bassist... [/quote] I spent a good 10 minutes wondering why the bassist was not in shot. He is making a sublime noise with his left hand. Quote
lonestar Posted October 5, 2015 Posted October 5, 2015 None. They'll get a professional qualified electrician in and tell him that he's not doing it properly or using the wrong kind of stepladder. Quote
Annoying Twit Posted October 5, 2015 Posted October 5, 2015 Q: How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but the guitarist always asks them why they can't just use an oil lamp Q: How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to change the bulb, but four to argue indefinitely as to how many filaments the new bulb should have. Q: How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb? A: About fifteen to twenty of them to sit around waiting for 'Decoration only, not suitable for lighting purposes' bulbs to be sold online for 2p each. Q: How many bassists from the Hook family does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. Jake to actually change the bulb and Peter to write endless blog posts criticising New Order for buying a bulb off the shelf at Tescos. Quote
yorks5stringer Posted October 5, 2015 Posted October 5, 2015 [quote name='owen' timestamp='1444075075' post='2880148'] I spent a good 10 minutes wondering why the bassist was not in shot. He is making a sublime noise with his left hand. [/quote] They come over here, take our jobs and marry our women........ Quote
sprocketflup Posted October 5, 2015 Posted October 5, 2015 and another to inevitably ask if its any good for m*tal Quote
lojo Posted October 6, 2015 Posted October 6, 2015 How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb ? Just one ! But they'll do it in their own time Quote
Norris Posted October 6, 2015 Posted October 6, 2015 [quote name='leftybassman392' timestamp='1444112339' post='2880284'] What's a light bulb? [/quote] One of those new fangled electric candle gizmos that all the kids are using Quote
tauzero Posted October 6, 2015 Posted October 6, 2015 [quote name='sprocketflup' timestamp='1444087784' post='2880257'] and another to inevitably ask if its any good for m*tal [/quote] And another one to say that Leo Fender had invented the light bulb and nothing better had been invented since then. Quote
ras52 Posted October 6, 2015 Posted October 6, 2015 How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? 1.... 2..... 1, 2, 3, 4.... Quote
JellyKnees Posted October 6, 2015 Posted October 6, 2015 20, 1 to change the bulb, and 19 to discuss how Jaco would have done it... Quote
Norris Posted October 6, 2015 Posted October 6, 2015 1 In a band situation he'll just change the bulb and get on with it In a music shop or exhibition he'll change it a thousand times in 10 seconds and every one will look sh*t Quote
RandomBass Posted October 6, 2015 Posted October 6, 2015 One. Because he's the only one in the band who brought a backup bulb. Quote
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