The Admiral Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 (edited) The Motorhead merch fest continues, with the latest branded offering being Motorhead sex toys. Some great comments on Facebook, with one female fan suggesting that they should have built in Lemmy's trademark facial warts to add to the authenticity and enjoyment.... The Black version is named 'Ace of Spades' , which has a whiff of 70s club comedian about it for me, but perhaps I'm seeing what isn't there? http://classicrock.teamrock.com/news/2015-10-14/lemmy-surprised-by-sex-toy-range Edited October 14, 2015 by The Admiral Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I can't be bothered to follow the link - Is there an Orgasmatron, an Iron Fist and a Bomber..? If not, there should be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jecklin Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 [quote name='The Admiral' timestamp='1444842999' post='2886638'] ...but perhaps I'm seeing what isn't there [/quote] I'm with you Admiral. If it wasn't initially deliberate someone should have said no to the name after they twigged. It is not on. Seems motorhead have gone the Kiss route with merchandise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1444845763' post='2886688'] I can't be bothered to follow the link - Is there an Orgasmatron... [/quote] Is that what's happening here..? [url="http://imgur.com/xnllOSc"][/url] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 [quote name='The Admiral' timestamp='1444842999' post='2886638'] ...perhaps I'm seeing what isn't there? [/quote] Possibly. The ace of spades is definitely black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Apple Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I'm a big Motorhead fan, but they can stick these up their arse as far as I'm concerned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Vincent Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 [quote name='Billy Apple' timestamp='1444847074' post='2886709'] I'm a big Motorhead fan, but they can stick these up their arse as far as I'm concerned [/quote] You are my new Hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Admiral Posted October 14, 2015 Author Share Posted October 14, 2015 (edited) [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1444845763' post='2886688'] I can't be bothered to follow the link - Is there an Orgasmatron, an Iron Fist and a Bomber..? If not, there should be. [/quote] No doubt coming soon...... And let's not even get into 'Jailbait' !!!! Edited October 14, 2015 by The Admiral Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 [quote name='The Admiral' timestamp='1444848154' post='2886720'] ...coming soon... [/quote] I see what you did, there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colgraff Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 At least they all seem to be 'manual' A full mechanical Motorhead vibrator (a Motor-head?) would be scary. How fast would it go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 [quote name='colgraff' timestamp='1444850310' post='2886745'] A full mechanical Motorhead vibrator would be scary. How fast would it go? [/quote] I reckon you'd get no sleep 'til Hammersmith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Apple Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 [quote name='colgraff' timestamp='1444850310' post='2886745'] At least they all seem to be 'manual' A full mechanical Motorhead vibrator (a Motor-head?) would be scary. How fast would it go? [/quote] Well, a 6" would be 45 strokes per min and the 12" would be 33 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul S Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Didn't Steely Dan do something similar, or am I getting confused? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyctes Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 [quote name='Paul S' timestamp='1444850680' post='2886753'] Didn't Steely Dan do something similar, or am I getting confused? [/quote] Other way round Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seashell Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Are Motorhead still selling wine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Admiral Posted October 15, 2015 Author Share Posted October 15, 2015 [quote name='seashell' timestamp='1444859731' post='2886864'] Are Motorhead still selling wine? [/quote] Looks like it - plus beer, and whiskey..... http://www.motorhead-drinks-shop.com Some of the articles I've read suggest that whilst he's very happy with the money, to the point where he is making more than he ever has, Lemmy has some reservations about some of the choices being made by the management - not least the sex toy range! It's such a strong brand image though - why not use it as his pension? I can't imagine anyone is going to begrudge him the financial rewards - no-one can question his rock & roll authenticity - he's hardly a 'plastic' rock star, just cashing in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Admiral Posted October 15, 2015 Author Share Posted October 15, 2015 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1444849551' post='2886734'] I see what you did, there. [/quote] Eye thang yew.... I'm here 'til Thursday, try the veal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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