Awful basses great sales technique

[waynepunkdude]

[url="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150294104757&ih=005&category=4713&ssPageName=WDVW&rd=1"]http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...e=WDVW&rd=1[/url]


What a way to see a bass

[SJA]

see, this is where the Bass Cellar's going wrong.


this one amused me-
[url="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150292960929&ih=005&category=47063&ssPageName=WDVW&rd=1"]http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...e=WDVW&rd=1[/url]

chicks dig the speaker stands.

[velvetkevorkian]

Extra points for referring to one's "massive maple corpus".

[velvetkevorkian]

And, I've just noticed (no, I've not been staring at that ad for eight minutes!), "another quality attribute is the encased and in oil stored mechanic".

I've no idea what that means but it sounds filthy.

[Happy Jack]

[quote name='SJA' post='283412' date='Sep 13 2008, 11:19 PM']this one amused me-
[url="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150292960929&ih=005&category=47063&ssPageName=WDVW&rd=1"]http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...e=WDVW&rd=1[/url]

chicks dig the speaker stands.[/quote]

Never heard of pole dancing?

[Platypus]

[quote name='waynepunkdude' post='283408' date='Sep 13 2008, 11:02 PM'][url="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150294104757&ih=005&category=4713&ssPageName=WDVW&rd=1"]http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...e=WDVW&rd=1[/url]


What a way to see a bass[/quote]

Just hope there no rash on the that thing....

P

[Born 2B Mild]

They should give away a free calendar with every sale

[stingrayfan]

[quote name='velvetkevorkian' post='283422' date='Sep 13 2008, 11:34 PM']Extra points for referring to one's "massive maple corpus".[/quote]
Damn...you beat me to it!

[Annoying Twit]

I thought it was funny when I first saw those pictures. But I've spent a lot of time on ebay over the past few weeks. And those pictures kept turning up in the "featured products" (or whatever) bit at the top. After a while it got tiring.

[Deep Thought]

Bass? What bass? I didn't notice a bass.

[budget bassist]

i wonder if the sale includes the woman too?

[brummie]

Don't let it slip through your fingers.

[steve]

[quote name='waynepunkdude' post='283408' date='Sep 13 2008, 11:02 PM'][url="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150294104757&ih=005&category=4713&ssPageName=WDVW&rd=1"]http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...e=WDVW&rd=1[/url]


What a way to see a bass[/quote]

I'm not buying that bass, it smells funny