I will not sh#t outside (the UK)?

[itsmedunc]

A very strange man indeed!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ibanez-Rg-350dx-/281889807250?hash=item41a1f11b92:g:8pMAAOSwAKxWa0E1

Edited December 24, 2015 by itsmedunc

[3below]

Perfectly reasonable sentiment

[Beer of the Bass]

Was he trying to say he won't [i]ship[/i] outside the UK? Either that or he loads up on Immodium every time he approaches the border, but I'm not sure how that would be relevant to the eBay listing...

[discreet]

I haven't sh[size=3]l[/size]t outside the UK for years.

Edited December 24, 2015 by discreet

[itsmedunc]

[quote name='3below' timestamp='1450988866' post='2937730']
Perfectly reasonable sentiment
[/quote]

Not if you are camping...

[Dad3353]

[quote name='Beer of the Bass' timestamp='1450988885' post='2937731']
Was he trying to say he won't [i]ship[/i] outside the UK? Either that or he loads up on Immodium every time he approaches the border, but I'm not sure how that would be relevant to the eBay listing...
[/quote]

No,he's just informing that he won't accept a deposit.

[Cameronj279]

The letter 'p' and 't' aren't close to each other on the keyboard. I shall assume that it is not a typo.

[3below]

[quote name='itsmedunc' timestamp='1450989292' post='2937736']
Not if you are camping...
[/quote]

No sense of adventure! However I would agree with your view on this even though it seems a bit cold and wet for camping at this time of year. In my defence the original quote is "I will not s**t outside the UK".

[itsmedunc]

[quote name='3below' timestamp='1450994782' post='2937784']


No sense of adventure! However I would agree with your view on this even though it seems a bit cold and wet for camping at this time of year. In my defence the original quote is "I will not s**t outside the UK".
[/quote]

Title amended!

[3below]

[quote name='Cameronj279' timestamp='1450993750' post='2937777']
The letter 'p' and 't' aren't close to each other on the keyboard. I shall assume that it is not a typo.
[/quote]

We do not know what keyboard was in use. "The QWERTY layout was designed in the 19th century. Colemak is a modern alternative to the QWERTY and Dvorak layouts. It is designed for efficient and ergonomic touch typing in English".

On the Colemak keyboard, the P and T keys are next to each other although on different rows.

At this point I am going outside for some natural activities which can be carried out in rural isolation and to spot santa

Edited December 24, 2015 by 3below

[Dad3353]

[quote name='3below' timestamp='1451001093' post='2937846']...and to spot santa
[/quote]

I hope this doesn't mean what I first read this as, by association and context. Please tell me I'm deluded. Please..?

[Roger2611]

Apparently T and P come up next to each other on a phone, so it could be a typo. My sister in law advises me that if you program enough swear words into the phone predictive text may even pop it in there for you!

Ahh technology!

[3below]

[quote name='Dad3353' timestamp='1451001624' post='2937847']
I hope this doesn't mean what I first read this as, by association and context. Please tell me I'm deluded. Please..?
[/quote]

I am unable to deny or confirm what it is that you may think this refers to

[colgraff]

It is also missing it's term arm....
and how does one 'feal'?

Edited December 26, 2015 by colgraff

[SICbass]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1450989041' post='2937733']
I haven't sh[size=3]l[/size]t outside the UK for years.
[/quote]

You need a holiday.

[Twincam]

Cracked up when I read the ad very funny!