itsmedunc Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 (edited) A very strange man indeed! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ibanez-Rg-350dx-/281889807250?hash=item41a1f11b92:g:8pMAAOSwAKxWa0E1 Edited December 24, 2015 by itsmedunc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3below Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Perfectly reasonable sentiment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beer of the Bass Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Was he trying to say he won't [i]ship[/i] outside the UK? Either that or he loads up on Immodium every time he approaches the border, but I'm not sure how that would be relevant to the eBay listing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 (edited) I haven't sh[size=3]l[/size]t outside the UK for years. Edited December 24, 2015 by discreet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmedunc Posted December 24, 2015 Author Share Posted December 24, 2015 [quote name='3below' timestamp='1450988866' post='2937730'] Perfectly reasonable sentiment [/quote] Not if you are camping... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 [quote name='Beer of the Bass' timestamp='1450988885' post='2937731'] Was he trying to say he won't [i]ship[/i] outside the UK? Either that or he loads up on Immodium every time he approaches the border, but I'm not sure how that would be relevant to the eBay listing... [/quote] No,he's just informing that he won't accept a deposit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameronj279 Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 The letter 'p' and 't' aren't close to each other on the keyboard. I shall assume that it is not a typo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3below Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 [quote name='itsmedunc' timestamp='1450989292' post='2937736'] Not if you are camping... [/quote] No sense of adventure! However I would agree with your view on this even though it seems a bit cold and wet for camping at this time of year. In my defence the original quote is "I will not s**t outside the UK". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmedunc Posted December 24, 2015 Author Share Posted December 24, 2015 [quote name='3below' timestamp='1450994782' post='2937784'] No sense of adventure! However I would agree with your view on this even though it seems a bit cold and wet for camping at this time of year. In my defence the original quote is "I will not s**t outside the UK". [/quote] Title amended! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3below Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 (edited) [quote name='Cameronj279' timestamp='1450993750' post='2937777'] The letter 'p' and 't' aren't close to each other on the keyboard. I shall assume that it is not a typo. [/quote] We do not know what keyboard was in use. "The QWERTY layout was designed in the 19th century. Colemak is a modern alternative to the QWERTY and Dvorak layouts. It is designed for efficient and ergonomic touch typing in English". On the Colemak keyboard, the P and T keys are next to each other although on different rows. At this point I am going outside for some natural activities which can be carried out in rural isolation and to spot santa Edited December 24, 2015 by 3below Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 [quote name='3below' timestamp='1451001093' post='2937846']...and to spot santa [/quote] I hope this doesn't mean what I first read this as, by association and context. Please tell me I'm deluded. Please..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger2611 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Apparently T and P come up next to each other on a phone, so it could be a typo. My sister in law advises me that if you program enough swear words into the phone predictive text may even pop it in there for you! Ahh technology! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3below Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 [quote name='Dad3353' timestamp='1451001624' post='2937847'] I hope this doesn't mean what I first read this as, by association and context. Please tell me I'm deluded. Please..? [/quote] I am unable to deny or confirm what it is that you may think this refers to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colgraff Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 (edited) It is also missing it's term arm.... and how does one 'feal'? Edited December 26, 2015 by colgraff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SICbass Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1450989041' post='2937733'] I haven't sh[size=3]l[/size]t outside the UK for years. [/quote] You need a holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twincam Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 Cracked up when I read the ad very funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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