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[itsmedunc]

Jazz bass indeed.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fender-Custom-Shop-Jazz-Bass-70s-Guitar-/181996297938?hash=item2a5fd31ed2:g:iMIAAOSwqYBWnhKr

Edited January 19, 2016 by itsmedunc

[ahpook]

"It is easy to be an omission which consists of a 1P maple neck with a thin figure"

f*** yeah !

[Happy Jack]

Ah yes, the famous Custom Shop Jazz, also known as the [i][b]Cornish Precision[/b][/i].

[alyctes]

Poetry

[Hobbayne]

Large Boned?

[TheGreek]

Do you think the seller is Joey Tribianni?

[Bassassin]

[quote]...and it is easy to flip it.[/quote]

Well - he's confident, I'll say that for him.

Jon.

[Roger2611]

I have a feeling this is a scam sale as I recognise the useless description from a few years back....I doubt many are queuing up the buy this "Jazz" bass but I doubt it would be much of a bargain! I assume it would be payment by Western Union only!

[itsmedunc]

[quote name='Roger2611' timestamp='1453230967' post='2957704']
I have a feeling this is a scam sale as I recognise the useless description from a few years back....I doubt many are queuing up the buy this "Jazz" bass but I doubt it would be much of a bargain! I assume it would be payment by Western Union only!
[/quote]

Think you are right. I'm sure it's been spied on here before.

[itsmedunc]

Here it is

http://basschat.co.uk/topic/222205-jazz-bass-with-a-fantastic-description/page__p__2275314__hl__translator__fromsearch__1#entry2275314

[Woodinblack]

Seems legit

[cameltoe]

I'm in St Austell, if anyone wants an eyeball report!

[JapanAxe]

[quote name='cameltoe' timestamp='1453244772' post='2957883']
I'm in St Austell, if anyone wants an eyeball report!
[/quote]

Perhaps try to arrange a viewing and see what excuses come up?

[colgraff]

For the first few lines I thought it was a blank verse poem.

[Kairyu]

Well, that was painful to read...