"Could you turn your backline down a bit ? "

[Marvin]

[quote name='EBS_freak' timestamp='1453888634' post='2963734']
i'm trying to imagine what the latter sounds like.
[/quote]

...think Miley Cyrus

[EBS_freak]

Exploding Dildos? Is that what Tom Jones was referring to when he sang about Sex Bombs?

[EBS_freak]

Heh! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1344766/Terry-Allen-Lester-arrested-making-sex-toy-bomb-ex-lover-Christmas.html

[JohnFitzgerald]

The Tickled Trout is the only venue I've ever truly wanted to play.

[sunburstjazz1967]

I hope regardless of the pa and sound guys requests we can all agree that the main thing above all is that the performance is good, if you play songs with a good hook you should get the venue full to the gills and net yourself a return gig?

[Wolverinebass]

[quote name='sunburstjazz1967' timestamp='1453966919' post='2964667']
I hope regardless of the pa and sound guys requests we can all agree that the main thing above all is that the performance is good, if you play songs with a good hook you should get the venue full to the gills and net yourself a return gig?
[/quote]

And the trout jokes just keep on coming! I love this thread. Just genius.

[sunburstjazz1967]

No point being koi is there?

[EBS_freak]

I thought the thread was a bit carp to begin with, however I'm beginning to look at it at a different angler and in hindsight, there's always a plaice for threads like this.

[cheddatom]

you're not going to fillet with fish puns are you?

[discreet]

[quote name='cheddatom' timestamp='1453980043' post='2964832']
you're not going to fillet with fish puns are you?
[/quote]

I'm afraid the whiting's on the wall.

[sunburstjazz1967]

I presume jtuk plays at this venue finger style? Maybe on a bass with a birdseye finish?

[EBS_freak]

Now you're just baiting.

[discreet]

[quote name='sunburstjazz1967' timestamp='1453980983' post='2964853']
I presume jtuk plays at this venue finger style? Maybe on a bass with a birdseye finish?
[/quote]
[quote name='EBS_freak' timestamp='1453981489' post='2964863']
Now you're just baiting.
[/quote]

I'm sure he could tackle it if he's practised his scales.

[EBS_freak]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1453981642' post='2964865']
I'm sure he could tackle it if he's practised his scales.
[/quote]

Maybe we can lure him back into the thread to confirm this line of thinking.

[cheddatom]

[quote name='EBS_freak' timestamp='1453981762' post='2964869']
Maybe we can lure him back into the thread to confirm this line of thinking.
[/quote]

You can't be for reel?!? You're just making a rod for your own back!

[EBS_freak]

Well, I think he's being a bit shellfish. We all want to hear about the Tickled Trout.

[sunburstjazz1967]

Do they have sole bands live at the tickled trout?

[cheddatom]

Is the tickled trout actually a venue? Or just a red herring?

[stevebasshead]

[quote name='cheddatom' timestamp='1453987043' post='2964956']
Is the tickled trout actually a venue? Or just a red herring?
[/quote]I saw Gordon Gill-trap there. And that singer fella from Marillion, you know the first one? Whatsisame? Can't for the life of me think of it, wish I had a clue or something...

[EBS_freak]

I head that Gospel groupers play there. They've all recently found cod and become prawn again Christians.

[EBS_freak]

When JTUK plays at the Tickled Trout, he will only play a MusicMan Stingray. In fact, he wasn't happy with the monitor mix (when is he ever?) so had to keep asking for moray in his monitor.

Edited January 28, 2016 by EBS_freak

[sunburstjazz1967]

I thought he had a Marlin and a headless paddle bass too?

[sunburstjazz1967]

Regarding the payment I wonder if it's a good catch or if you end up singing for your supper at this venue?

[EBS_freak]

If you find out, cod you let minnow?

Edited January 28, 2016 by EBS_freak

[sunburstjazz1967]

Dam right I will.