Does your Dad drive for Ocado?

[KiOgon]

Today the usual Ocado delivery arrived, with a driver I don't think had been here before. Upon spotting something 'Marshall' in my hallway he started telling me about his son, his bass & drum playing, place at uni. etc. etc. Then got his 'phone out & showed me his 'music room' - unbelievable coincidences - my room is going through a serious makeover right now & this bass player drum bashing son of this Ocado driver has already got most thing just like mine is going to be, apart from the Marshall item in the hall ssshh!

After of course I wished I had asked if he visited Basschat - but I forgot so thought I would ask here

[chaypup]

I thought the was going to be a 'most unusual insults' thread.

[Muzz]

...and does your mother smell of elderberries?

[RandomBass]

'You're a guitarist? Oh.'
Mind you, that's not so unusual as insults go.

Edited February 3, 2016 by RandomBass

[BassTractor]

[quote name='Muzz' timestamp='1454512852' post='2970383']
...and does your mother smell of elderberries?
[/quote]

You solved it!
It's Hamster's dad!

[rogerstodge]

Changing the subject slightly, would the bass player from Preston who was on the Chase please step forward.

[keefbaker]

Ghosts don't drive trucks.

[seashell]

[quote name='keefbaker' timestamp='1454661563' post='2971708']
Ghosts don't drive trucks.
[/quote]

Ooh, I bet they do though! And it would be a great idea for a song. Sort of cross between 'Ghost Riders in the Sky' and 'Willing' (Little Feat). :-)

[Mykesbass]

[quote name='keefbaker' timestamp='1454661563' post='2971708']
Ghosts don't drive trucks.
[/quote]
[quote name='seashell' timestamp='1454662047' post='2971711']
Ooh, I bet they do though! And it would be a great idea for a song. Sort of cross between 'Ghost Riders in the Sky' and 'Willing' (Little Feat). :-)
[/quote]

DON'T DO IT!!! It will end up sounding like this:

[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X-_1X3hxbk"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X-_1X3hxbk[/url]

[keefbaker]

If my dad were to rise from the dead for a delivery van job it wouldn't be Ocado. It'd be something properly northern like Asda.

[Mykesbass]

[quote name='keefbaker' timestamp='1454666425' post='2971758']
If my dad were to rise from the dead for a delivery van job it wouldn't be Ocado. It'd be something properly northern like Asda.
[/quote]

Haven't they still got lads on bikes (hang on, now that could be a band name, or a Discreet style euphemism)!

[keefbaker]

[quote name='Mykesbass' timestamp='1454668328' post='2971794']
Haven't they still got lads on bikes (hang on, now that could be a band name, or a Discreet style euphemism)!
[/quote]

ASDA's got allsorts. And while they may have been bought by Walmart, the head office in leeds is still full to the rafters with grumpy yorkshiremen complaining about students and how expensive beer is nowadays.

[TimR]

[quote name='keefbaker' timestamp='1454666425' post='2971758']
If my dad were to rise from the dead for a delivery van job it wouldn't be Ocado. It'd be something properly northern like Asda.
[/quote]

Asda?

Thought it was all Morrisons north of the Watford Gap.

[keefbaker]

[quote name='TimR' timestamp='1454678629' post='2971984']
Asda?

Thought it was all Morrisons north of the Watford Gap.
[/quote]

Asda started in yorkshire. Of course it only sold black puddings, flat caps, cigs and leads for whippets for the first 50 years.