Any bass playing cops in the house ?

[The Hat]

As above really

[CamdenRob]

I hope not

[Billy Apple]

Call 101 or in an emergency 9-9.

[Billy Apple]

Damn these chubby fingers!

[CamdenRob]

... discreet made me do it officer

[leschirons]

Do you mean as in real cops who play bass ? or as in Bass playing cops (like fashion police)

[roman_sub]

Wasn't me, officer sir, who played the offending out of tune high pitched squeaky sound.

Ah, I never noticed the high C string - dunno how it got there...

[CamdenRob]

[quote name='leschirons' timestamp='1455641430' post='2981017']
Do you mean as in real cops who play bass ? or as in Bass playing cops (like fashion police)
[/quote]

The bass fashion police?

Sorry son... no tort, single cuts or gold hardware, this is a family establishment...

[The Hat]

Lol. I meant cops that play bass

[ambient]

I know a bass playing fireman.

[jonnythenotes]

And I know a revolving nurse....

[lowdown]

[quote name='ambient' timestamp='1455642112' post='2981033']
I know a bass playing fireman.


[/quote]

Get him on here to talk about pole pieces.

[Bobthedog]

Why? Are you a wanted criminal. :-)

[Hobbayne]

Ah no! I,ve flushed it all down the toilet.

[bassace]

Is there a roller skating vicar?

[Thunderbird]

I have never seen a copper playing bass but you never see one anyway

[YouMa]

Whats wrong man i was fast asleep in my bed....Neil mate come in take the tit off your head..........Dont flush the toilet its cool,its only Neil.

[bonzodog]

Maybe he wants to talk about DI's

[The Hat]

What have I started lol !

[Roger2611]

[quote name='The Hat' timestamp='1455646972' post='2981116']
What have I started lol !
[/quote]

Ahh, so you want to confess then sonny, oil up the thumb screws

[BassTractor]

Sorry for derailing a perfectly enjoyable thread, but yes.
Meaning: two or three people on here have admitted, after long interrogations, to having been or being a copper.

That said: you did not state what goal, aim or purpose you have with this thread. That, in my book, is highly suspect.
I think [b]the butler[/b] made you do it.
Him, or reverend Green, with a lead pipe, in the billiard room.

Edited February 16, 2016 by BassTractor

[NickD]

I'm splitting if we've got plod on here... My bass playing is criminal!

[3below]

I can find you some ex coppers (not sure if any play bass, one plays banjo), what speciality do you want? Firearms, drugs, child protection, miners strike, TSG, rural beat, 'rubber heels' or PPU? Any particular force in the UK required?

Interesting user name Jack

Edited February 16, 2016 by 3below

[Mykesbass]

We have someone in a Police tribute band - would he count?

[misrule]

E low, E low, E low.