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[quote name='misrule' timestamp='1455654199' post='2981243']
E low, E low, E low.
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You should be sentenced to three months in the 'Bad Jokes' thread.

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[quote name='DavidMcKay' timestamp='1455654263' post='2981245']
Didn't Sting play with the Police?

Boom, boom!
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And you can join him :D

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[quote name='Maude' timestamp='1455654383' post='2981251']
You should be sentenced to three months in the 'Bad Jokes' thread.
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[quote name='Maude' timestamp='1455654432' post='2981252']
And you can join him :D
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objection m'maude ;)

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I once told someone that I had a police record.

The look on his face was comical.

I then said Synchronicity.

He hadn't heard of it.

Cue rather embossing explanation that it was the name of an album by a band called the police.

:)

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[quote name='ambient' timestamp='1455655151' post='2981264']
I once told someone that I had a police record.

The look on his face was comical.

I then said Synchronicity.

He hadn't heard of it.

Cue rather embossing explanation that it was the name of an album by a band called the police.

:)
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Hahaha. I would have laughed. I also am stealing this joke. I will make sure if I ever use it the person knows the reference. In fact it would be amusing to use if ever nik 'd for something and while down at the station. Not that I ever have been in of course or plan to be.

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