What on earths going on here?

[JJW]

Doesn't look like the nicest design:

http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/710-53481-19255-0/1?icep_ff3=2&pub=5575157117&toolid=10001&campid=5337824263&customid=&icep_item=121289652479&ipn=psmain&icep_vectorid=229508&kwid=902099&mtid=824&kw=lg

[Coldflows]

Errrm. Not the type of thing I'd go for. And a lot of money for what looks to me like acrylic paint...