Caption Competition

[Happy Jack]

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[keefbaker]

"Why's the drummer sat on a tiny portaloo?"
"Dunno mate, I'm more worried about the bloke trying to inflate the music stand!"

[ColinB]

"....and on Andalusian Nose Flute; please give a big hand to....."

[discreet]

'...No, I thought YOU were bringing the bloody wigs..?'

[Skol303]

"You been eating falafel again?"

"Wasn't me!"

[grayn]

"I told you, no one would recognise you".

[KevB]

'You do know this is a tribute to Blue's band and we've got another 2 and a half hours left to play?'

[Truckstop]

Jack - "MUSTANG SAL..."

Other dude - "For gods sake, not now!"

[TheGreek]

Other Dude - "are you sure that's the right key??"

Jack - "I don't know...somebody stole the frets off this bass."

[TheRev]

'I can't believe he's worn the same shirt as me AGAIN!'

[skankdelvar]

Singist: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

Jack: A[b]b[/b]m?

[Ghost_Bass]

"Who farted?"

[seashell]

Other dude: Why did that bloke just walk out?

Jack: It's because you're using a music stand, mate.

[Bobthedog]

Why are we in two separate photos? Or

Hah! I told you I could freestyle! Or

Oh! The key change is not now, when is it?

[xgsjx]

How many times have I told you Jack, we're not playing "Call me Al"!

[lojo]

Nose flute solo

[Bottle]

" I think I just hit the mythical 'Brown Note' "

[wmsheep]

Errr, I thought you were picking up the singer!!