Desperation has set in

[Happy Jack]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/guitar-player-wanted/any-guitarist-that-would-like-to-play-bass/1165741984

[discreet]

How can they have been on the scene 'for a long time' if they're in their 20s-30s? Must be a new, modern meaning of the words 'a long time' that I'm not familiar with.

[RhysP]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1461323488' post='3033651']
How can they have been on the scene 'for a long time' if they're in their 20s-30s? Must be a new, modern meaning of the words 'a long time' that I'm not familiar with.
[/quote]

"A long time" is pretty subjective - when you're a toddler 10 minutes is an eternity....

[JapanAxe]

[quote name='RhysP' timestamp='1461326880' post='3033703']
"A long time" is pretty subjective - when you're a [s]toddler[/s] 20-something wannabe, 10 minutes is an eternity....
[/quote]

Fixed

[discreet]

[quote name='RhysP' timestamp='1461326880' post='3033703']
...when you're a toddler 10 minutes is an eternity...
[/quote]

And also when you're WITH a toddler...

[Muzz]

And if you've ever trapped a body part in a zip, 90 seconds is forever...or so I've heard...

[RhysP]

[quote name='JapanAxe' timestamp='1461327183' post='3033709']
Fixed
[/quote]

I don't differentiate between toddlers & twenty-something wannabes......

[EssentialTension]

A week is a long time in politics.

[EliasMooseblaster]

[quote name='RhysP' timestamp='1461326880' post='3033703']
"A long time" is pretty subjective - when you're a [s]toddler[/s]20-something wannabe 10 minutes is an eternity....
[/quote]

Such a vast eternity that they decided it would take too long to include links to their music in the ad, and simply suggested that we google it ourselves if we're that fussed.

To be fair, they possibly have form for using guitarists as bassists - if that's their previous bassist in the picture then he's doing a pretty good visual impression of dear old Keef!

[EssentialTension]

[quote name='EliasMooseblaster' timestamp='1461329873' post='3033753']
Such a vast eternity that they decided it would take too long to include links to their music in the ad, and simply suggested that we google it ourselves if we're that fussed.

To be fair, they possibly have form for using guitarists as bassists - if that's their previous bassist in the picture then he's doing a pretty good visual impression of dear old Keef!
[/quote]

Looks like one of Bill's basses too.

[BigRedX]

A very nice Travis Bean TB2000.

[quimbymeat]

I have two Travis Beans... I am too far away though.

[tonyxtiger]

That's one for each hand as you beat some sense into them.

Nice bean Keefs got there. Must be photoshopped. Can't imagine he can lift much more than a cigarette.