I am looking for a double bass player as a replacement for a Trio

[Happy Jack]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-musicians-wanted/double-bass-player-wanted-for-paid-gigs/1171789713

I can't work out if this is a huge Basic English failure, or a very witty piece of copy-writing ...

[discreet]

Does he mean he wants to replace a trio with a double bass player?
What the hell is a 'rehearsal photoshoot'?

[Grangur]

"[color=#3C3241] we play is a "vintage " revisitation of Rock/pop classics".[/color]

[color=#3C3241]...and you dive in after 1 rehearsal? Presumably you get more than 1 rehearsal to get into the playlist?[/color]

[color=#3C3241]The ad says Brick Lane, but they play in SW?[/color]