Jazz? Bass for a sinner

[KiOgon]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/401165642543?ul_noapp=true

Great description

[discreet]

[b]Features:[/b]
[color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]1. New and in good condition[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]2. Comfortable hand feeling, stylish outlook, stable performance and melodious sound[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]3. Compared with ordinary guitar, it has thicker strings and larger string tension[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]4. A perfect instrument for emitting wonderful bass effect[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]5. It has a silky balance to the tone that supports vocals beautifully[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]6. Can be a nice gift for your friends or families[/size][/font][/color]

[size=4][color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Ha, ha!! [/font][/color][/size]

[Muzz]

So much to enjoy there, but I particularly liked the sentence that makes it sound like an unwise decision at ten to two in a nightclub:

"[color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]Moreover, this bass guitar adopts superb wood and synthetic material, so you can trustingly take it back home for entertaining!"[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3] [/size][/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3] [/size][/font][/color]

[Happy Jack]

Wow! Is that one of the new [color=#0000ff][size=4][b][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Exquisite Burning Fire Style Electric Bass Guitar Blue[/font][/b][/size][/color] instruments I've heard so much about?

[itsmedunc]

[quote name='Happy Jack' timestamp='1470393378' post='3105676']
Wow! Is that one of the new [color=#0000ff][b][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Exquisite Burning Fire Style Electric Bass Guitar Blue[/font][/b][/color] instruments I've heard so much about?
[/quote]

Burning Hell Fire!!!

[the hand of john curley]

Sounds like description from MDP!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Loved this bit:
Contents-
1 bayse
2 power tools

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Bassassin]

They seem to know it's being discussed on BC...

[quote]... And it is located on low-pitch site...[/quote]

[Fionn]

[quote name='Muzz' timestamp='1470389792' post='3105637']
So much to enjoy there, but I particularly liked the sentence that makes it sound like an unwise decision at ten to two in a nightclub:

"[color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]Moreover, this bass guitar adopts superb wood and synthetic material, so you can trustingly take it back home for entertaining!"[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3] [/size][/font][/color]
[/quote]

Hahahahaha! Quite