You want ugly? I'll give you ugly.

[Happy Jack]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/5-String-Bass-Artisan-Bass-Works-Ansir-Pheonix-5-long-scale-5-string-bass-/252459402061

[LewisK1975]

The lower horn looks like a teapot spout.

[markstuk]

and it's got a certificate as well :-)

[alyctes]

Somebody can't spell "phoenix". Not a good sign, IMO - lack of attention to detail is seldom a good thing for an instrument.

[discreet]

It looks like the silhouette of a dancing roast chicken. Either that or I need to change these meds.

[JapanAxe]

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It looks like the silhouette of a dancing roast chicken. Either that or I need to change these meds.
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Nurse - the screens!

[ras52]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1474633055' post='3139430']
It looks like the silhouette of a dancing roast chicken. Either that or I need to change these meds.
[/quote]

[discreet]

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THAT'S IT!!

[paul_5]

There's a really beautiful painting of that bass in someone's attic somewhere...

[alyctes]

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There's a really beautiful painting of that bass in someone's attic somewhere...
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