Why pay £500 on a Fender when you can buy a Cheetah at a fraction of the price?

[waynepunkdude]

[url="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FENDER-STRAT-TYPE-BASS-GUITAR-WITH-STRAP-STRINGS-CASE_W0QQitemZ260298030573QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item260298030573&_trkparms=72%3A1298|39%3A1|66%3A2|65%3A12|240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14"]http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FENDER-STRAT-TYPE-BA...id=p3286.c0.m14[/url]

Anyone wanna buy a strat type bass?

[Clarky]

[quote name='waynepunkdude' post='303517' date='Oct 10 2008, 07:44 AM'][url="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FENDER-STRAT-TYPE-BASS-GUITAR-WITH-STRAP-STRINGS-CASE_W0QQitemZ260298030573QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item260298030573&_trkparms=72%3A1298|39%3A1|66%3A2|65%3A12|240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14"]http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FENDER-STRAT-TYPE-BA...id=p3286.c0.m14[/url]

Anyone wanna buy a strat type bass?[/quote]
Shame, I was hoping this was a feelgood piece with pictures of cute Cheetah cubs to cheer us all up on this grim Friday

[waynepunkdude]

[quote name='Clarky' post='303519' date='Oct 10 2008, 07:47 AM']Shame, I was hoping this was a feelgood piece with pictures of cute Cheetah cubs to cheer us all up on this grim Friday[/quote]


Just for you Clarky

[Clarky]

Cool, cuter than a cute thing

Think I'll sing a jolly little ditty now

Edited October 10, 2008 by Clarky

[Waldo]

[quote name='waynepunkdude' post='303525' date='Oct 10 2008, 07:52 AM'][/quote]


Funny thing is, I'll be a few seconds later they'd just ripped the throat out of that antelope or whatever it is

[waynepunkdude]

[quote name='Waldo' post='303530' date='Oct 10 2008, 08:09 AM']Funny thing is, I'll be a few seconds later they'd just ripped the throat out of that antelope or whatever it is [/quote]


I was wondering but I have a naive outlook on the world, I thought they were being friendly :S

[Clarky]

[quote name='Waldo' post='303530' date='Oct 10 2008, 08:09 AM']Funny thing is, I'll be a few seconds later they'd just ripped the throat out of that antelope or whatever it is [/quote]
Cynic, I like to think that the baby antelope had been abandoned at birth and adopted by the cheetah family who named it something like 'Bonny', fed it milk, led it to green pastures and generally had a cool time on the veldt with it, scampering around and such like

WTF was in my coffee this morning?

[johnnylager]

Cheetah?

[waynepunkdude]

[quote name='Waldo' post='303530' date='Oct 10 2008, 08:09 AM']Funny thing is, I'll be a few seconds later they'd just ripped the throat out of that antelope or whatever it is [/quote]


"In what looks like young offspring enjoying a mixed playgroup session together, is in reality a harsh life lesson. The Impala fawn is serving as target practice for the cheetah cubs in a hunting lesson organized by their mother. The cubs eventually killed the fawn"

[Clarky]

[quote name='waynepunkdude' post='303542' date='Oct 10 2008, 08:25 AM']"In what looks like young offspring enjoying a mixed playgroup session together, is in reality a harsh life lesson. The Impala fawn is serving as target practice for the cheetah cubs in a hunting lesson organized by their mother. The cubs eventually killed the fawn"

[/quote]
Cheetahs - always hated the bastards

[tauzero]

[quote name='waynepunkdude' post='303542' date='Oct 10 2008, 08:25 AM']"In what looks like young offspring enjoying a mixed playgroup session together, is in reality a harsh life lesson. The Impala fawn is serving as target practice for the cheetah cubs in a hunting lesson organized by their mother. The cubs eventually killed the fawn"

[/quote]
The first thing that came into my mind seeing that photo was that it would make a wonderful [url="http://www.despair.com/viewall.html"]Demotivator[/url] poster.

[waynepunkdude]

[quote name='tauzero' post='303675' date='Oct 10 2008, 10:50 AM']The first thing that came into my mind seeing that photo was that it would make a wonderful [url="http://www.despair.com/viewall.html"]Demotivator[/url] poster.[/quote]


Haha

"Ineptitude

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly."


Thats is like my bass mantra.

[Waldo]

[quote name='tauzero' post='303675' date='Oct 10 2008, 10:50 AM']The first thing that came into my mind seeing that photo was that it would make a wonderful [url="http://www.despair.com/viewall.html"]Demotivator[/url] poster.[/quote]

lulz