Just a bit of fun. Feel free to change the caption.

[leschirons]

"And when did you last see ANYONE playing Cantaloupe Island on a BC Rich?"

[BassTractor]

"And When Did You Last See The Blue Boy On BassChat?

[blisters on my fingers]

"Yes, your feet are encased in concrete"

"You played Cantaloupe Island on a BC Rich"

"Swim with the fishes Blue Boy"

[leschirons]

The Blue boy was Gainsborough, this is Yeames. (royalist child being questioned by the Parliamentarians about his father)

[Cato]

[quote name='leschirons' timestamp='1480972893' post='3188658']
"And when did you last see ANYONE playing Cantaloupe Island on a BC Rich?"
[/quote]

'So you don't think Precisions sit perfectly in the mix?'

[Happy Jack]

"So what happened after the drummer spontaneously combusted?"

[KingPrawn]

"Look mate the agency said you were an 80's cover band. Not a spandau ballet tribute act"

[Fozza]

"Is it any good for Metal?"

[lowdown]

"So, boy, you played a bass solo for a bit of a laugh?"

Edited December 6, 2016 by lowdown

[Japhet]

What bit of 'smart/casual' did you not understand?

[BassTractor]

[quote name='leschirons' timestamp='1480975624' post='3188717']
The Blue boy was Gainsborough, this is Yeames. (royalist child being questioned by the Parliamentarians about his father)
[/quote]

Yes, but Yeames' blue boy was based on Gainsborough's blue boy, and IMS in real life was Yeames' nephew - or similarly related to Yeames.

Also, if you look closely, you can see he's probably Blue's grandchild... er ... grandfather!
(look at the characterful eyes and nose!)

[fleabag]

" So, you say the man's name was mr G. Glitter ? "

[SH73]

Dead flats were found in your possession! Account for it!

[Norris]

What do you mean - you forgot to bring spare strings?!

[ColinB]

"Because I thought the carpet would look good on the table, that's why!"

[NickD]

"I put it to you that you knew full well how your 'Bass gear getting inexplicably more expensive since the summer' thread would turn out!'

Edited December 6, 2016 by NickD

[Paul S]

Please explain, if you can, your slap bass solo in 'My Generation'?

[Dood]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]"Write da feem toon, sing da feem toon..." [/font][/color]

[wateroftyne]

"So, young man... you want to buy a refill for your water cooler...? Well, here it is. It's my last one, so it'll cost you."

[ribbetingfrog]

"What do you mean, 5 strings aren't enough?"

[leschirons]

Knew I could rely on you lot to make me laugh.

[skb558]

So, Chapman, tell me exactly what happened when you showed the young lady your Stick.

Edited December 6, 2016 by skb558

[Grangur]

"So you're saying, Mr Richards is wanting another bottle of water in his dressing room? Are you [i]sure [/i]it's water he's asking for?

[miles'tone]

Man: "MORE??!!!"

Boy: "cowbell"

[Rich]

"Do you admit to posting a thread entitled 'omg this drumer is at teh wrong gig lol' without using the forum search first?"