Just a bit of fun. Feel free to change the caption.

[toneknob]

"So having obtained the regular and required permissions and permits to use the headline act's bass amplification contraption you did both adjust the settings with disregard and also did place your pint of ale precariously on the upper surface without due care and attention?"

[lowdown]

[quote name='toneknob' timestamp='1481042312' post='3189263']
"So having obtained the regular and required permissions and permits to use the headline act's bass amplification contraption you did both adjust the settings with disregard and also did place your pint of ale precariously on the upper surface without due care and attention?"
[/quote]

Whoever said that, must be a Woodwind player. Because it was spoken with circular breathing.

Edited December 6, 2016 by lowdown

[Graham]

"Young man, if four strings were enough for Jaco and Jamerson......"

[EBS_freak]

"How many times do I need to tell you? You don't tuck the sacred gigging strides into your socks"

[Grangur]

"Young man, who said you could play above the 5th fret!"

[T-Bay]

"I am going to ask you one more time, are you sure you haven't seen my 20kg block of best Moroccan black with a ribbon round it?"

[Norris]

No it's no good for metal. Stop wasting my Tim

When did you last see your Fender?

You let someone else play your bass?!

Edited December 6, 2016 by Norris

[mikel]

"I think it may work better if you put wheels on it, you could call it a skateboard"

[bassace]

So how much higher do you want you riser to be.

[Norris]

So you're the one that thinks Moondance is jazz...

[Earbrass]

...and you stand by your claim to have played 4 hour bar gigs, hauling lights and sound for free....in Milwaukee?

[Bobthedog]

Indeed, I can see you have invented the pleasure board, however, until someone produces electricity and the electric bass, I fear you are wasting my time.

[mentalextra]

"I think we can manage to squeeze another apprentice into our under 11's youth team"

[alyctes]

[quote name='mikel' timestamp='1481054173' post='3189388']
"I think it may work better if you put wheels on it, you could call it a skateboard"
[/quote]

Result! Love it!

[CrackerJackLee]

So...! You are a follower of Carol Kaye...?
You must be the reason for Bass Chat falling silent...!!!

Edited December 7, 2016 by CrackerJackLee

[tauzero]

So what will you be performing for us on tonight's X-Factor?

[BassTractor]

[quote name='mikel' timestamp='1481054173' post='3189388']
"I think it may work better if you put wheels on it, you could call it a skateboard"
[/quote]


Fanbloodytastic

[Paul S]

It has come to our attention that you played a bass guitar ... with a pick!?

[lowhand_mike]

so when she said she wanted you to feed her pony you did what exactly?

[12stringbassist]

"Tell me boy... before we pull your fingernails off and throw your girlfriend to the customer service staff.... where did you buy that Rickenfaker?"

"Ebay, Mr Hall, honest.."

[Cosmo Valdemar]

"So in conclusion, lad, your claim of enjoying the Beatles cannot be taken seriously as you are clearly too young to have 'been there' first time round."