Bloody 'ell can't sleep

[SH73]

Anyone up?


Hopefully I'll be fast asleep by the time anyone replies.

[itsmedunc]

Sleep is for quitters... saying that I've no beer left.

[bazzbass]

go onto TB, that usually makes me sleepy ......

[itsmedunc]

Can't do that. It's yank.

[bazzbass]

[quote name='itsmedunc' timestamp='1481946163' post='3196488']
Can't do that. It's yank.
[/quote]

good luck avoiding everything American lol

[Musashimonkey]

I'm up... Zzzzzzz

[itsmedunc]

I try but its not happening is it...

[itsmedunc]

I've got 2 bulldogs, 2 Boston terriers and the wife snoring away next to me on the settee. Sleep is not happening. There must be some more beer somewhere...

[Kiwi]

Think of something that makes you happy. Try to think about it in as much detail as you can. Enjoy it...a mug of warm milk and honey will sometimes do the trick too.

[itsmedunc]

[quote name='Kiwi' timestamp='1481946923' post='3196497']
Think of something that makes you happy. Try to think about it in as much detail as you can. Enjoy it...a mug of warm milk and honey will sometimes do the trick too.
[/quote]

I thought about it and remembered there's a bottle of peach schnapps in the fridge. I'm not sure if I'm lucky or not? It's crap!

[Kiwi]

[quote name='itsmedunc' timestamp='1481947271' post='3196498']
I thought about it and remembered there's a bottle of peach schnapps in the fridge. I'm not sure if I'm lucky or not? It's crap!
[/quote]
Yeah relying on alcohol to sleep is a short term fix I guess but not good to rely on it in the longer term for insomnia. Even if you were to go down that route, beer is better and less harmful. Hops make you drowsy anyway.

[skidder652003]

MORNING ALL !!

[SH73]

[quote name='Kiwi' timestamp='1481946923' post='3196497']
Think of something that makes you happy. Try to think about it in as much detail as you can. Enjoy it...a mug of warm milk and honey will sometimes do the trick too.
[/quote]
It's exactly what I did

[SH73]

Fell asleep on the sofa and went back upstairs at 7. Then suddenly massive noise coming fron the chimney breast.
Wife says it's a trapped bird. I said an anorexic Santa.
Any ideas?

[bazzbass]

throw the cat down the chimney?

if the cat gets stuck too, drop the dog down there..........

[Paul S]

[quote name='itsmedunc' timestamp='1481946911' post='3196496']
I've got 2 bulldogs, 2 Boston terriers and the wife snoring away next to me on the settee. Sleep is not happening. There must be some more beer somewhere...
[/quote]

There's your problem, Dunc. Try sleeping on the bed with everyone, not the settee. Should be more comfortable.

[lowdown]

[quote name='Paul S' timestamp='1482051132' post='3197131']
There's your problem, Dunc. Try sleeping on the bed with everyone, not the settee. Should be more comfortable.
[/quote]

Beat me to it.