bubinga5 Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 (edited) This is a sticky subject, as of course music is subjective. But.. there is some absolute garbage out there. I was subjected to this on saturday. Now I'm an open minded ear, but nothing prepared me for how sh*t this is. How on earth this record made money(and it did) is just beyond me. Alan Patridge's Monkey Tennis is a good idea compared to this. The thing that really did me in, is that the song changes key a lot. And it goes on and on and on, and i was subjected to the 12' version. Im not a musical snob, but you have draw the line somewhere. What is the actual point of this record. I have no idea. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE[/media] Edited January 22, 2017 by bubinga5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cato Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Tricky one there's just so much irritating stuff out there. However I'd like to offer two up for consideration: http://youtu.be/YiunXTVBOe0 And http://youtu.be/MWKchS0GAyo Interestingly both artists are X Factor successes, both songs went to number 1 in the UK charts, before both songs effectively signaled the end of the commercial success of the artists involved. My theory? Marketing and PR will get you only so far before the public realises that your product is sh*te. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubinga5 Posted January 22, 2017 Author Share Posted January 22, 2017 (edited) Why.? i rest my case. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz6iENNnf08[/media] Edited January 22, 2017 by bubinga5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmo Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 I will go for You Can Call Me Al by Paul Simon. I know there are some really awful music out there, but this is from a serious musician. He has done some good stuff, but this song really grates on me. The radio goes straight off when this is on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubinga5 Posted January 22, 2017 Author Share Posted January 22, 2017 Timmy Mallet is feeling Hot Hot Hot.. Utterly pointless awful record. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov11DONu_Tg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 (edited) This, utterly irredeemable. http://youtu.be/AV8N44HzfBQ Edited January 22, 2017 by Graham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve-bbb Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 thread ends ....... here! [url="http://youtu.be/KCkmIyC6v00"]http://youtu.be/KCkmIyC6v00[/url] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cato Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 http://youtu.be/h37KQu64RY4 (Drops mic) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casapete Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 One of the guys involved in Star Trekking is a bit of a legend round here, lovely bloke called Dave Tenney. Very clever musician and a great guitarist, been a pro most of his life. He wrote the song along with Tony Thorpe, ex Rubettes and himself a top player. Think they were both surprised at the success of the song. Watching an old TOTP recently, saw their band The Firm doing the follow up 'Arthur Daley he's alright'. Both dire hits IMO, but hope they made some money out of them..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bay Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 [quote name='casapete' timestamp='1485077651' post='3220851'] One of the guys involved in Star Trekking is a bit of a legend round here, lovely bloke called Dave Tenney. Very clever musician and a great guitarist, been a pro most of his life. He wrote the song along with Tony Thorpe, ex Rubettes and himself a top player. Think they were both surprised at the success of the song. Watching an old TOTP recently, saw their band The Firm doing the follow up 'Arthur Daley he's alright'. Both dire hits IMO, but hope they made some money out of them..... [/quote] I think some people miss the point of songs like startrekking, they weren't written to be brilliant. They were written as a bit of fun with a catchy tune to have a laugh. They aren't my taste but I remember how many kids were singing it in school when it came out so it worked to some degree. The fact that I can still remember several verses is testament to the writers ability to define earworm in three minutes. To me a truly awful song is one that is written to be good but isn't. That will come down to personal taste so is all a bit pointless. I think Coldplay continually produce the most annoying drivel on the planet but judging by album sales and awards etc etc I would appear to be in a minority. I despise Kylie Minogue with a passion but have a mate in his forties who thinks she is wonderful. All down to taste........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrevorR Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 (edited) [quote name='casapete' timestamp='1485077651' post='3220851'] One of the guys involved in Star Trekking is a bit of a legend round here, lovely bloke called Dave Tenney. Very clever musician and a great guitarist, been a pro most of his life. He wrote the song along with Tony Thorpe, ex Rubettes and himself a top player. Think they were both surprised at the success of the song. Watching an old TOTP recently, saw their band The Firm doing the follow up 'Arthur Daley he's alright'. Both dire hits IMO, but hope they made some money out of them..... [/quote] And they were never meant to be anything but a p@ss take, in a period where rubbish novelty hits was a norm - whether Jive Bunny and Stars On 45 or Captain Beaky. So in those teams they knew what they were doing and achieved it. They weren't meant to be art, they were meant to be daft... therefore I'd suggest they're not truly bad songs. This on the other hand was done in all seriousness by an established, credible artist... this is really really good compared to the album version! You'll see what I mean from 1:11 onwards... and remember the studio version is much, much, much worse/annoying! http://youtu.be/hl8BMR1VyLg And in the "completely serious, should've known better pile"... http://youtu.be/A0fuVoSa3dc Edited January 22, 2017 by TrevorR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris_b Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Hey. . . . . . Star Trekking's a great song! Well, compared to anything by the Goodies, Clive Dunn and Joan Baez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skol303 Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 (edited) ^ This. The 'point' of Star Trekkin' was that it reached number one, no doubt earned a lot of money and was insatiably catchy - spreading like a virus long before the days of viral media as we understand it today. Job done. Writing a song like that no doubt takes more skill than it might seem on the surface. Yes, it's an awful piece of music in some respects. But I can hear it in my head right now and I haven't even needed to click on the YouTube link. That's one helluva ear worm, no doubt about it. Same thing with the Birdie Song. The KLF used a similar approach to Doctorin' The Tardis, as described in their book The Manual (worth a read for anyone interested). Again, they make it sound easy when writing this sort of stuff - and making it work - is actually rather difficult. Ultimately, there's a fine line between good s*** and bad s*** Oh and PS: the KLF are reforming this year. Good timing methinks. Edited January 22, 2017 by Skol303 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivansc Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 And lt us never forget the WHOLE of the Wombles back catalogue. Mind you a mate of mine played Orinoco in one of the touring bands and he reckoned even THEY did very well out of it. As for Mike Batt... respect. What a nice little earner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodinblack Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 (edited) [quote name='steve-bbb' timestamp='1485074219' post='3220817'] thread ends ....... here! [/quote] We actually do a cover of that. I hate that song with a passion and was not keen on the idea, but sadly, it really goes down well. <sigh> This I always hated - the worst excess of disco as it is out of tune. [url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URAqnM1PP5E"][media]https://www.youtube....h?v=URAqnM1PP5E[/media][/url] Edited January 22, 2017 by Woodinblack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lojo Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 (edited) [quote name='bubinga5' timestamp='1485060999' post='3220795'] What is the actual point of this record. I have no idea. [/quote] I'd suggest it's a novelty record like the Birdie Song , for fun or silly dance routines at parties, nowt wrong with fun That however might be an insult to those involved as it got to no1 and kept Whitney Houston from the spot I guess music has as many different intentions from taking itself seriously, political, relationship content through to dance to extreme silliness, and whislt they might compete for spots in sales charts many of them can't be compared on any other level, because they are not the same product Surely a vote for worst song of all time has to go to one that was intended to be taken more seriously Edited January 22, 2017 by lojo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmccombe7 Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Trekkin and Wombles of Wimbledon song were great fun. Everything else already listed kinda falls into my suggestions of crap songs. Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhysP Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 My vote would probably go to Sandi Thom's "I Wish I Was a Punk Rocker (With Flowers in my Hair)". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve-bbb Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 [quote name='Woodinblack' timestamp='1485080574' post='3220893'] We actually do a cover of that. I hate that song with a passion and was not keen on the idea, but sadly, it really goes down well. <sigh> [/quote] my same thoughts about BLACK HORSE AND CHERRY TREE <mega sigh> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lojo Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Des'ree's lyrics in "Life" especially the toast line are IMO the worst lyrics ever ,and spoil an otherwise catchy well sung pop song , but not sure that qualifies for worst song ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casapete Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 [quote name='Woodinblack' timestamp='1485080574' post='3220893'] We actually do a cover of that. I hate that song with a passion and was not keen on the idea, but sadly, it really goes down well. <sigh> This I always hated - the worst excess of disco as it is out of tune. [url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URAqnM1PP5E"][media]https://www.youtube....h?v=URAqnM1PP5E[/media][/url] [/quote] Tune! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjones Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 [quote name='RhysP' timestamp='1485084278' post='3220935'] My vote would probably go to Sandi Thom's "I Wish I Was a Punk Rocker (With Flowers in my Hair)". [/quote] i feckin hate that song! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjones Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Thank goodness this never became a hit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzPCNha9YLo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Painy Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Apparently my wife actually bought this single when it came out. Fortunately, our marriage managed to survive this revelation but it was touch and go for a while. http://youtu.be/9FOz-pD4AI0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mykesbass Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 [quote name='RhysP' timestamp='1485084278' post='3220935'] My vote would probably go to Sandi Thom's "I Wish I Was a Punk Rocker (With Flowers in my Hair)". [/quote] ^This. A punk rocker with flowers in their hair would probably get their head kicked in! Others for me - Owen Paul, Waste of Time; Adrian Gurvitz, Gonna Write a Classic, and The Beatles, Yellow Submarine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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