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An eminent BC member rocks up to my local Blues Jam last night. He gets up and plays a couple with the regulars. Then HE ASKS to do Mustang Sally!!

I think he should now be given the opportunity to come along here and explain himself. And to beg forgiveness from the BC collective

:D :D :D

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[quote name='seashell' timestamp='1495782258' post='3306466']
An eminent BC member rocks up to my local Blues Jam last night. He gets up and plays a couple with the regulars. Then HE ASKS to do Mustang Sally!!

I think he should now be given the opportunity to come along here and explain himself. And to beg forgiveness from the BC collective

:D :D :D
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Hahaha! Oh dear! :D

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[quote name='seashell' timestamp='1495782258' post='3306466']
An eminent BC member rocks up to my local Blues Jam last night. He gets up and plays a couple with the regulars. Then HE ASKS to do Mustang Sally!!

I think he should now be given the opportunity to come along here and explain himself. And to beg forgiveness from the BC collective

:D :D :D
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Was it a metal version!!

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[quote name='markstuk' timestamp='1495786914' post='3306514']
Perhaps he played it ironically? :D
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I love playing Mustang for this very reason... a challenge in playing the most inappropriate bass possible.

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[quote name='hiram.k.hackenbacker' timestamp='1495789896' post='3306568']
I've shared this before, but it still makes me chuckle, so worth a repeat....

Many moons ago my band played a corporate gig at a very sw***y London hotel. The room was an immense space and there were several hundred guests who were dining at these large round tables, which during sound check, were set out beautifully. Full silver service, lovely centre pieces on each table and individual place settings. No expense spared. It had been a particularly early load in and during set up our old singer had wandered around looking at the place settings. Stage time was quite late and as such the singer had sunk quite a few beers by then. In a gap between songs, he starts a dedication to a particular lady at a table in our audience. We look around at each other a little befuddled not thinking he knew anyone at the gig. Once he'd connected with Mrs.Whateverhernamewas on Table 14, he then leads us into the aforementioned song with 'so this one's for Mrs.X 'cos your first name's Sally and you look like a horse - 2,3,4'. I'm not quite sure how we made it through the song.
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Does the swear checker really get triggered by sw***y?

Edit - Blimey! It does!

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[quote name='chris_b' timestamp='1495794271' post='3306630']
Like Duke Ellington said; “A problem is a chance for you to do your best.”
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Didn't he go on to say: "... or go down like a lead balloon"?

:lol:

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[quote name='hiram.k.hackenbacker' timestamp='1495789896' post='3306568']
I've shared this before, but it still makes me chuckle, so worth a repeat....

Many moons ago my band played a corporate gig at a very sw***y London hotel. The room was an immense space and there were several hundred guests who were dining at these large round tables, which during sound check, were set out beautifully. Full silver service, lovely centre pieces on each table and individual place settings. No expense spared. It had been a particularly early load in and during set up our old singer had wandered around looking at the place settings. Stage time was quite late and as such the singer had sunk quite a few beers by then. In a gap between songs, he starts a dedication to a particular lady at a table in our audience. We look around at each other a little befuddled not thinking he knew anyone at the gig. Once he'd connected with Mrs.Whateverhernamewas on Table 14, he then leads us into the aforementioned song with 'so this one's for Mrs.X 'cos your first name's Sally and you look like a horse - 2,3,4'. I'm not quite sure how we made it through the song.
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I am close to pissing myself.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

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