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[quote name='binky_bass' timestamp='1504902935' post='3368266']
What if it doesn't like bananas?
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I purchased some canned tuna in 1983. It was a Tuesday

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[quote name='dyerseve' timestamp='1504988602' post='3368763']


I purchased some canned tuna in 1983. It was a Tuesday
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I bought some cod, it was a fry day.

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[quote name='T-Bay' timestamp='1504988875' post='3368764']

I bought some cod, it was a fry day.
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I bought a proper fishing rod back in 2006. Never used it. It was in a local shop too.

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Give a man a fish and he will not be hungry for a day but give a man a fishing rod?

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[quote name='Pinball' timestamp='1505130902' post='3369634']
Give a man a fish and he will not be hungry but give a man a fishing rod?
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My thoughts exactly.
I've never bought a Shecter though....

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[quote name='Pinball' timestamp='1505130902' post='3369634']
Give a man a fish and he will not be hungry for a day but give a man a fishing rod?
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Fishing rods are only digestible if you've got an old bamboo one. And you're a panda.

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[quote name='Pinball' timestamp='1505130902' post='3369634']
Give a man a fish and he will not be hungry for a day but give a man a fishing rod?
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And he will bore you to tears for the rest of his life.

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[quote name='Maude' timestamp='1506717060' post='3380715']
I have a friend called Rod, he doesn't like fishing though.
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I've got a mate called fish who loves rodding.

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[size=4]Sorry for carping on... but I think the original OP should get on his pike and fix this thread, otherwise fins could get [/size][color=#1C2022][font=Helvetica, Roboto,][size=4]a shoal lot worse ![/size] :o[/font][/color]

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[quote name='SimonEdward' timestamp='1509308287' post='3397986']
[size=4]Sorry for carping on... but I think the original OP should get on his pike and fix this thread, otherwise fins could get [/size][color=#1C2022][font=Helvetica, Roboto,][size=4]a shoal lot worse ![/size] :o[/font][/color]
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I don't know whether this thread should really be resurrected. I mean, it's been quiet for dace and dace.

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[quote name='alyctes' timestamp='1509322343' post='3398120']
I don't know whether this thread should really be resurrected. I mean, it's been quiet for dace and dace.
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it's the right plaice for it surely?

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[quote name='dyerseve' timestamp='1510061023' post='3403614']
it's the right plaice for it surely?
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I suppose it does have a porpoise.

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[quote name='Dad3353' timestamp='1510062183' post='3403628']
I never do whale with fish puns. :blush:
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You are getting batter though.

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