Some people just don't get it

[Hey_Pauly]

My brother when he hears that I bought my second bass, "what do you need another bass for."

Some people just don't get it.

[chaypup]

The real question is - why have you only got two basses?

[bazzbass]

The Law of Bass

n = B + 1


n is optimal number of basses

B is number of basses currently owned.

You can't argue the maths

[Harryburke14]

[quote name='bazztard' timestamp='1506312850' post='3377769']
The Law of Bass

n = B + 1

n is optimal number of basses

B is number of basses currently owned.

You can't argue the maths
[/quote]

Ive saved that quote for a later date

[T-Bay]

Does he only have one pair of pants?

[PawelG]

[quote name='bazztard' timestamp='1506312850' post='3377769']
The Law of Bass

n = B + 1


n is optimal number of basses

B is number of basses currently owned.

You can't argue the maths
[/quote]
Or
D - 1

"D" being the amount of basses that gets you divorced.

Edited September 25, 2017 by PawelG

[mikel]

There is a law, in cycling clubs....... "How many bikes do you need?. One more than you already have". It works for musical instruments also.

[mcnach]

[quote name='Hey_Pauly' timestamp='1506296588' post='3377754']
My brother when he hears that I bought my second bass, "what do you need another bass for."

Some people just don't get it.
[/quote]


Ask him how many pens he's got?



Or just go with the fashion answer: the golden one goes with your black shoes, the blue one goes with your jeans and jacket, the red one is for... etc

Edited September 25, 2017 by mcnach

[Hey_Pauly]

[quote name='mcnach' timestamp='1506374931' post='3378361']
Ask him how many pens he's got?



Or just go with the fashion answer: the golden one goes with your black shoes, the blue one goes with your jeans and jacket, the red one is for... etc
[/quote]

He's a poet so I'm sure he has quite a few.

[bazzbass]

[quote name='PawelG' timestamp='1506322239' post='3377800']
Or
D - 1

"D" being the amount of basses that gets you divorced.
[/quote]

Oh well, if you're gonna put a marriage before a bass purchase ......

[PawelG]

[quote name='bazztard' timestamp='1506403117' post='3378414']


Oh well, if you're gonna put a marriage before a bass purchase ......
[/quote]
I wouldn't, but we've established that you can't argue with maths :-)

[dmccombe7]

My brother said same.
My response :- why do you need so many golf clubs ?

He now understands.

Dave

[Maude]

I did once ask of Mrs. Maude, "How can you need so so many pairs of shoes with only one pair of feet?"
To which she replied, "How can you need so many basses with only one pair of hands?"

She now buys whatever shoes she wants

[ead]

Hang on a cotton picking minute. If n = B + 1, and n = D - 1, then B + 1 = D - 1 and therefore D = B + 2 so you need two more basses than you currently have to narrowly avoid divorce. Result

[tonyquipment]

You don't need that negativity in your life. Ditch him. 😂

[Twigman]

[quote name='mikel' timestamp='1506332026' post='3377889']
There is a law, in cycling clubs....... "How many bikes do you need?. One more than you already have". It works for musical instruments also.
[/quote]
I'm now finding it works for camera lenses too.

[dmccombe7]

[quote name='Twigman' timestamp='1506549879' post='3379557']
I'm now finding it works for camera lenses too.
[/quote]

I thought all you needed was a long and short lense
I need to investigate this further

Dave

[Dan Dare]

[quote name='Twigman' timestamp='1506549879' post='3379557']

I'm now finding it works for camera lenses too.
[/quote]

And fishing rods.

Edited October 6, 2017 by Dan Dare

[el borracho]

And cars, although that ones harder to explain to the other half. I once had six - now only three!!