Simon Cowell at my house...well almost

[SH73]

Well, I've had this bizzare dream about entering The X Factor. There was a line to leave a voice mail singing a song for a sift stage process.
Next thing I know, Simon is at my parents house visiting me whilst I was still a teenager. I told him that I can't sing but can play Iron Maiden songs on the bass. I then showed him my Sparkling blue bass and asked him if he knows Steve Harris andvif they text to each other. The dream was set in approxx. 1989 so don't think the mobile technology was quite there. Anyway, he then decided to leave because I didn't sing. I asked him if he would give me a lift to college but he shook his head and left. I then asked my dad if he did. My dad was drinking a beer out a bottle and this was at 07:35. Very bizzare. So I've been up since 5:20 now downstairs enjoying a cupppa.

Edited October 28, 2017 by SH73

[BobVbass]

Nurse, nurse!! Mr SH73 is out of bed again..... 😀

[SpondonBassed]

Worrying...

News today; the Cowell has had a fall. Occupational hazard when you are so top heavy with an enormous bloated head I suppose.

[steve-bbb]

relaxing having a cup of tea????

good god man id be frantically scrubbing the whole place with wire brush and dettol by now

[Osiris]

Any chance of you nodding off again so that you could give him a good slap from me, please?

[Lozz196]

I can only assume last night involved both legal and illegal substances, based upon that dream.

[SH73]

I don't mind the fella and i don't do drugs either.
I think this dream is to do with my desire to play music on stage. But Simon Cowell...wtf

[Lozz196]

[quote name='Lozz196' timestamp='1509185299' post='3397177']
I can only assume last night involved both legal and illegal substances, based upon that dream.
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[quote name='SH73' timestamp='1509187082' post='3397194']
I don't mind the fella and i don't do drugs either.
I think this dream is to do with my desire to play music on stage. But Simon Cowell...wtf
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Well in that case I reckon you need to start, lol

[SpondonBassed]

What? You'd have been okay with Will I Am?

[SH73]

[quote name='Lozz196' timestamp='1509188340' post='3397209']



Well in that case I reckon you need to start, lol
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Dear oh dear

[prowla]

The thing about you is you don't know how good you are; you made that story our own.

[SpondonBassed]

[quote name='prowla' timestamp='1509209318' post='3397355']
The thing about you is you don't know how good you are; you made that story our own.
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Precision patronage. Nicely captured. Heeheehee

[Big_Stu]

[quote name='SH73' timestamp='1509169073' post='3397083']
Well, I've had this bizzare dream about entering The X Factor. There was a line to leave a voice mail singing a song for a sift stage process.
Next thing I know, Simon is at my parents house visiting me whilst I was still a teenager. I told him that I can't sing but can play Iron Maiden songs on the bass. I then showed him my Sparkling blue bass and asked him if he knows Steve Harris andvif they text to each other. The dream was set in approxx. 1989 so don't think the mobile technology was quite there. Anyway, he then decided to leave because I didn't sing. I asked him if he would give me a lift to college but he shook his head and left. I then asked my dad if he did. My dad was drinking a beer out a bottle and this was at 07:35. Very bizzare. So I've been up since 5:20 now downstairs enjoying a cupppa.

[b]Edited by SH73, 28 October 2017 - 05:38 AM.[/b]
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You were wise to edit out the bit about setting the hounds on him, you never know who's reading these pages