The Cutting Edge of Music

[dyerseve]

No really!!!

http://amp.timeinc.net/nme/blogs/nme-blogs/noel-had-someone-playing-scissors-last-night-and-people-are-confused-2155344?source=dam

[AndyTravis]

Nice pun...

I was actually about to post on how completely old hat his band sounded compared to the other stuff on the show.

It now takes scissors for him to be literally cutting-edge rather than figuratively...

[discreet]

It's a shame, he's lost it completely. I heard the new single on the radio, thought, 'What on Earth is this rubbish?' and was quite surprised when I found out. Mind you Oasis weren't exactly known for the quality of their lyrics, so...

[bazzbass]

I'm currently searching for a staple player and a hole puncher for my new band. hmmm the staple sisters might be available badoom tsch

[discreet]

[quote name='bazztard' timestamp='1509931616' post='3402718']
...hmmm the staple sisters might be available badoom tsch
[/quote]

What about the Scissor Sisters..? Oh wait, I'm getting confused...

[Bolo]

I thought this would be about the Gene Simmons bass!

[Maude]

I like whatever the song's called they're plugging on the radio at the moment.
A clever mix of Plastic Bertrand's 'Ça Plane pour Moi' and Ricky Martin's 'She Bangs'.
And people will still buy it.

[Dan Dare]

Hilarious. I hope NG was being ironic. Apart from anything else, a dynamic mic like a SM58 (as in the photo) would be useless for picking up something as quiet as that on a noisy stage.

[wateroftyne]

The amount of chat I've seen about this on social media has been astonishing. I think Noel's a very clever chap.

[NJE]

[quote name='wateroftyne' timestamp='1509960791' post='3402808']
The amount of chat I've seen about this on social media has been astonishing. I think Noel's a very clever chap.
[/quote]

Exactly!! Noel has a new album and single out and pulls a clever little stunt to get people talking, the guy isn't stupid. Its exactly like Liam, as soon as he has a new project/band/album/single you start seeing him mouthing off about all kinds of people and subjects. He and Noel say a lot of stupid and hilarious things to get people talking, its all simple self promotion and a laugh to them.

Whether you like the music or not is another thing, but I bet the whole band had a good laugh getting a scissor player on Jools.

[ricksterphil]

[quote name='Maude' timestamp='1509954145' post='3402751']
I like whatever the song's called they're plugging on the radio at the moment.
A clever mix of Plastic Bertrand's [color=#ff0000][b][u]'Ça Plane pour Moi'[/u][/b][/color] and Ricky Martin's 'She Bangs'.
And people will still buy it.
[/quote]

[b][color=#ff0000]C'est magnifique![/color][/b]

[Oopsdabassist]

[quote name='Maude' timestamp='1509954145' post='3402751']
I like whatever the song's called they're plugging on the radio at the moment.
A clever mix of Plastic Bertrand's 'Ça Plane pour Moi' and Ricky Martin's 'She Bangs'.
And people will still buy it.
[/quote]

Its called Holy Mountain, and yer, 'She Bangs' was what I thought too!

[YouMa]

Most overrated man in music. And a massive theif who takes other peoples songs and turns them into football anthems.

[Bolo]

[quote name='YouMa' timestamp='1509973011' post='3402923']
Most overrated man in music
[/quote]
Not by a long shot, and I do not think much of him. It could always be worse bieberboybandbullpoo.

[discreet]

[quote name='Bolo' timestamp='1510051827' post='3403479']
bieberboybandbullpoo
[/quote]

We have today's top band name and it's only 11 o'clock!

[mikel]

[quote name='Bolo' timestamp='1510051827' post='3403479']
Not by a long shot, and I do not think much of him. It could always be worse bieberboybandbullpoo.
[/quote]

Well possibly, but I doubt Bieber and the boy bands consider themselves anything more than they are, money making popsters. The Galagher's think they are "Serious" musicians. Ha.

[discreet]

[quote name='mikel' timestamp='1510052806' post='3403499']
The Gallagher's think they are "Serious" musicians. Ha.
[/quote]

I suppose they are serious musicians, in that they're not very funny.

[Dan Dare]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1510053058' post='3403506']
I suppose they are serious musicians, in that they're not very funny.
[/quote]

Spot on