phil.c60 Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 18 hours ago, TheGreek said: The Singer's name Band The guitarist's name Band You're certain that there'll be support for these. Personally, if you want to pack the place (temporarily at least) try "Scantily Clad College Girls"..will look great on billboards and posters - Pub Landlords will love it.. So you're calling the band "The Prima Donnas" then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 On 09/12/2017 at 00:42, alyctes said: Jack Happy That sounds like an instruction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 On 08/12/2017 at 06:44, bazzbass said: ...lots of bands with rubbish names made it. 'The Beatles' is a terrible name. Didn't matter. Thing is, once a name becomes associated with what you do, it ceases to have any meaning or purpose other than as a handle for the band. 'Frankie Goes To Hollywood'. Oh, come on!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 On 08/12/2017 at 17:29, Cato said: Another great one just popped up in Off Topic. Inguinal Hernia. On 08/12/2017 at 20:19, Paul S said: Just made their first breakthrough! They'd really need to start off as a support band. 'Hole', maybe? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmjos Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 Lest go off the wall............frlarf Solarium Scrotum The Jelly Deal The Slavepasties Butternuts The Taxevaders GoveSexParty Irritable Band Syndrome Sell By Date Blown by May 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyctes Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 42 minutes ago, pmjos said: Irritable Band Syndrome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyctes Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 57 minutes ago, discreet said: That sounds like an instruction. It's certainly advertising. Beyond that, YMMV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimothey Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 Bandnamemaker.com comes up with some classics: Unpaid Doorknob Shrunken horror of the stupid maniac Groping fetish and the subtitle Chemical Dogma and my personal favourite: Daisy Dreamland and the Big Hung Fuzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 24 minutes ago, Jimothey said: Daisy Dreamland and the Big Hung Fuzz I think I've met her. If not, it was Anne Widdecombe in a gorilla suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimothey Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 (edited) 44 minutes ago, discreet said: I think I've met her. If not, it was Anne Widdecombe in a gorilla suit. Hey that’s my Mum your talking about!!! but it ain’t no gorilla suit tho!!!!! Edited December 10, 2017 by Jimothey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josie Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 A friend's band - after weeks of discussions much like the above - settled on "None of the Above". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 On 10/12/2017 at 17:51, discreet said: I think I've met her. If not, it was Anne Widdecombe in a gorilla suit. On 10/12/2017 at 17:55, Jimothey said: Hey that’s my Mum your talking about!!! but it ain’t no gorilla suit tho!!!!! Oh dear. You have my sincere apologies. And sympathy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikon F Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 On 10/12/2017 at 17:51, discreet said: I think I've met her. If not, it was Anne Widdecombe in a gorilla suit. not as scary as a gorilla in an anne widdecombe suit though ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 1 hour ago, josie said: A friend's band - after weeks of discussions much like the above - settled on "None of the Above". Surely 'All Of The Above' would be a better name?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bay Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Skybone is a not half bad name skybone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepurpleblob Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 On 09/12/2017 at 00:42, alyctes said: If you don't quite like the Who/mod implication, try "Jack Happy" instead I had to look that up... which shows you my very limited knowledge of The Who Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonteee Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 8 minutes ago, thepurpleblob said: I had to look that up... which shows you my very limited knowledge of The Who Good Lord! One of Mr E's best early lines, IMO. He leads that one from the front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gs_triumph Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 On 08/12/2017 at 06:44, bazzbass said: the name does not matter, pick a word , use it. People learn your name, if they like you. Lots of bands with awesome names never made it, lots of bands with rubbish names made it. The name is irrelevant I tried explaining that to my band.... They didn't get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzbass Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 On 12/12/2017 at 23:45, gs_triumph said: I tried explaining that to my band.... They didn't get it I bet they think that the only reason you haven't "made it" yet is because you haven't found a catchy amusing name lol I'm a realist,we haven't made it coz we're not that good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sibob Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Canadian Forehead Experiment Wait.....don't use that, I want it Si Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 (edited) A topic heading on another (non-bass...) forum; thought it could be useful as a band name... A Possible Source Of Circlips No need to thank me, and it's free. Edited June 8, 2018 by Dad3353 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bay Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 We missed a trick, one of,our bands surname is Sage, we could have been Sage against the machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twigman Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 My mate had a band which has now disbanded I think which had a great name for a bunch of codgers getting together to play: 'Old Country Union' That name always tickled me. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Twigman said: That name always tickled me. I'm reminded of an exchange in the House of Commons where an MP said, 'I'm a country member,' to which came the reply, 'We are not likely to forget...' Edited June 8, 2018 by discreet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 On 08/12/2017 at 21:51, thepurpleblob said: Actually.... "Happy Jack" is a great band name ;-) On 09/12/2017 at 00:08, Tonteee said: For a Who/Mod trib, possibly... Or you could have "Saucy Jack" for a Spinal Tap tribute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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