bass

[orangepeelneil]

Hi there,

I'd be interested in the bass, please send me a PM

Cheers Neil

Edited February 15, 2011 by orangepeelneil

[thisnameistaken]

Which bass would that be, then?

[thebeat]

[quote name='thisnameistaken' post='329422' date='Nov 14 2008, 09:33 PM']Which bass would that be, then?

[/quote]




right Ted!

[barneyg42]

FECK!

[Kiwi]

[i]"Dat'll be the small black bass that we loaned Mrs Clayton's son no doubt. I'll pop down this afternoon and see if they've finished playing cricket with it."[/i]

[thebeat]

[quote name='Crazykiwi' post='329453' date='Nov 14 2008, 10:42 PM']
[i]"Dat'll be the small black bass that we loaned Mrs Clayton's son no doubt. I'll pop down this afternoon and see if they've finished playing cricket with it."[/i][/quote]

[Hamster]

[quote name='orangepeelneil' post='329416' date='Nov 14 2008, 09:27 PM']Hi there,

I'd be interested in the bass, please send me a Personal Mesaage (PM)

Regards Neil

[email protected][/quote]


Hi!

Here's a picture of the bass - I'm sure you'll enjoy gigging with it and get lots of admiring looks from your fellow bassists!

I can confirm I've received your payment of £14,000 by Western Union

[wateroftyne]

[i]'Which bass, sir?

Ahhh... You know... the bass. The one you're selling.'[/i]

[Maxcat]

Wot dus this meen?

[lonestar]

[quote name='barneyg42' post='329430' date='Nov 14 2008, 09:54 PM']

FECK![/quote]

" That would be an ecumenical matter".

[Bassassin]

Now then Father, would you like a cup of tea? Come on, what would you say to a nice cup of tea?


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[b][size=4]FECK OFF, CUP!!!![/size][/b]

[noisedude]

I like the way this thread makes me feel inside.

[Delberthot]

C'mon, give the guy a break. He's clearly made a mistake















Its obvious that he wants to buy my 1973 Fender Telecaster project bass

[url="http://basschat.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=30679"]http://basschat.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=30679[/url]

Please send payment to:

Betty Teal
Behind the Hot Water Pipes
Third Washroom Along
Victoria Station


or failing that send to:

Old Pink
c/o The Funny farm
Chalfont

[Kiwi]

[quote name='Delberthot' post='329533' date='Nov 15 2008, 02:57 AM']C'mon, give the guy a break. He's clearly made a mistake[/quote]


[i]"If I'm not very much mistaken father, I believe we may have a member of the flock gone a-stray here." [/i]


[i]"As me ol' mam said, there ain't nothin' better for a stray member than a wee drop o' lemon menthol where its needed, a quick rub down with rough towels and a nice cup of tea. G'warn father, will ye have a cup of tea...?"[/i]


[i]"Certainly will Mrs Doyle but I'll pass on the lemon menthol if you don't mind, I'm sure our stray members can stand up for themselves."[/i]


[i]"Oh too right father, you don't have have to tell me. Our folds have re-embraced many a stray member if I do recall."[/i]


[i]"Ah, right Mrs Doyle... ...I'll confess I'm not sure if we're talkin' about the same thing any more... ...but that tea would be most welcome anyway. Then I'll call Mrs Clayton and see if young Adam has finished his game yet."[/i]


[i]"and I wouldn't mind the rub, down there Mrs Doyle..." [/i]

[Machines]

I think you are all being very very silly.

[Kiwi]

[quote name='Machines' post='329545' date='Nov 15 2008, 09:02 AM']I think you are all being very very silly.[/quote]

[i]"G'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan..."[/i]

[zigmondo]

Outstanding.
"It's got cocaine in it. I mean currants; silly me."
Top form still, that kiwi.

[OldGit]

I'd like to personally thank the OP for making this slight error and causing the funniest thread I've read for weeks

[paul h]

I'd like two please, both with extra cheese.

[Guest]

[quote name='paul h' post='329606' date='Nov 15 2008, 11:44 AM']I'd like two please, both with extra cheese.[/quote]

'Blessed are the cheesemakers.'

Ahh, what's so special about the cheesemakers?

Well, obviously, this is not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.



I'd be interested in the bass,

Edited November 15, 2008 by steve-norris

[Mike]

[b]Crilly! What the hell are you playing at? Why is that money [i]still[/i] in your account?[/b]

[paul h]

I'm interested in debase.

[Happy Jack]

Thank you OrangePeelNeil. Thank you thank you thank you.

Without doubt, the thread of the month.

[mathewsanchez]

[size=6]Bass Guitar, talk to me![/size]

[budget bassist]