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[noisedude]

[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOvqF4ZPDNM"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOvqF4ZPDNM[/url]

[Kiwi]

[i]"Father, father! Mrs Clayton says there's been a spot of bother with Father Jack up at the village green!"[/i]


[i]"Oh no Mrs Doyle, whats Father Jack done now?"[/i]


[i]"Well I expect he probably overheard us mention bass and thought it meant free beer."[/i]


[i]"Indeed Father Ted, and when he got there and discovered cricket instead he became a little irate."[/i]


[i]"Ah yes, ever since the "Muckanaghederdauhaulia Incident" he's had a strong dislike of all ball sports. I expect he would have staged a one man pitch invasion. Heheh, that Father Jack's a joker, isn't he?"[/i]


[i]"Its a little more serious than that Father Dougal, apparently he cornered young Adam and managed to surgically insert the instrument!"[/i]


[i]"Sweet God in Heaven Mrs Doyle, is young Adam alright?"[/i]


[i]"Well yes, but he's still under sedation and can't play for a globally televised charity performance tomorrow in Dublin"[/i]


[i]"Ah, Father Jack'll step up to the crease and push a few boundaries no doubt if we get him drunk enough beforehand Mrs Doyle"[/i]


[i]"Well I don't see that Father Jack has much of a choice, lets hope he doesn't embarrass the church in the process or we'll all be stumped..."[/i]

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[noelk27]

Shredless

I mean, priceless!

[walplayer]

Bit harsh all this innit ???

[Kev]

just harmless fun

[walplayer]

[quote name='BassManKev' post='329754' date='Nov 15 2008, 06:01 PM']just harmless fun [/quote]

That would depend on how the victim of the "joke" feels about it wouldn't it??

[skankdelvar]

[quote name='walplayer' post='329760' date='Nov 15 2008, 06:08 PM']That would depend on how the victim of the "joke" feels about it wouldn't it??[/quote]

I've PM'd him and we'll no doubt find out...

Edited November 15, 2008 by skankdelvar

[lonestar]

[quote name='OldGit' post='329603' date='Nov 15 2008, 11:34 AM']I'd like to personally thank the OP for making this slight error and causing the funniest thread I've read for weeks [/quote]

Me too!

[Kiwi]

[quote name='walplayer' post='329751' date='Nov 15 2008, 05:57 PM']Bit harsh all this innit ???[/quote]
Speaking purely for myself, I found the OP and thisnameistaken inspirational.

[molan]

[thebeat]

[quote name='walplayer' post='329751' date='Nov 15 2008, 05:57 PM']Bit harsh all this innit ???[/quote]



If you think this is harsh you wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes where i was a dragged up.

[dub_junkie]

[quote name='noisedude' post='329680' date='Nov 15 2008, 02:57 PM'][url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOvqF4ZPDNM"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOvqF4ZPDNM[/url][/quote]

[aceuggy]

You lot are completely barking!! Couldn't help a snigger tho'

[walplayer]

[quote name='thebeat' post='329887' date='Nov 15 2008, 09:33 PM']If you think this is harsh you wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes where i was a dragged up. [/quote]

You implying i'm a bit of a wuss or somethin??
Nothin to do with where you're brought up really is it?
I was assuming it was a new member who'd not figured out the site/new to internet an made a mistake......but if you all know him /whatever go for it....will let y'all know if i see someone slip on a banana skin or somethin so you can laugh your balls off at that.

[budget bassist]

Do we really need an excuse to have a bit of a joke in these times of doom and gloom? No offence mate but lighten up a bit. We're not exactly having a dig at the guy are we?

[walplayer]

[quote name='budget bassist' post='329920' date='Nov 15 2008, 10:46 PM']Do we really need an excuse to have a bit of a joke in these times of doom and gloom? No offence mate but lighten up a bit. We're not exactly having a dig at the guy are we?[/quote]

mmm

[guzzibass]

My bass :blush:

[walplayer]

[quote name='guzzibass' post='329925' date='Nov 15 2008, 10:57 PM']

My bass :blush:[/quote]

[orangepeelneil]

[quote name='orangepeelneil' post='329416' date='Nov 14 2008, 09:27 PM']Hi there,

I'd be interested in the bass, please send me a Personal Message (PM)

Cheers Neil[/quote]




Apologies everyone,

This is what happens when your using a 1 Euro / ten minutes Pc whilst on holiday in Tenerife (that's basschat commitment) and it credit runs out, just as you press 'send' (honest)

I'll re-mail who the add was meant for.....just landed and read the thread.....

nice responses though......

(and many more than when I offer basses for sale.....)

[Happy Jack]

Welcome back Neil, and congratulations ... from "Who's he?" to God-like status in a single post - quality!

[Annoying Twit]

[i]Bass, did someone say something about a bass?[/i]

[paul h]

Neil, you are my hero.

Hope you had a great time in Tenerife, but welcome back.

P.

[Guest]

Hi neil hope you had a nice holiday, so you want to buy a bass i believe Let us all know what it is in the end i for one am intrigued now.

[thisnameistaken]

Wow, this thread took off. I'd forgotten I'd posted in here.

[Bigwan]

[quote name='guzzibass' post='329925' date='Nov 15 2008, 10:57 PM']

My bass :blush:[/quote]

Sorry... did someone say something?