Bass related oxymorons

[Fozza]

Lightweight Trace Elliot combo

[Barking Spiders]

Bass Hero 

[bassbiscuits]

Is that the bass player's Ferrari?

 

 

[MacDaddy]

GAS sated

[MacDaddy]

Too much heft.

[Osiris]

Beautiful sunburst and tortoiseshell combination. 

[Barking Spiders]

Bassist groupies

[Twanger]

Fretless Precision  (being really pedantic about it).

[silverfoxnik]

"For sale my beloved <bass/amp/cab etc.>"

[Brook_fan]

Soprano Bass 🤔

[Bolo]

Treble

[OmeDunk]

Back on topic 

[ead]

Well balanced Thunderbird

[bassbiscuits]

19 hours ago, silverfoxnik said:

"For sale my beloved <bass/amp/cab etc.>"

Yup - people selling 'the best bass I've ever owned....' 

[Rich]

When I grow up I'm going to be a bass player.

[EBS_freak]

This Stingray doesn't suffer with a weak G

[OmeDunk]

Guitard to bass player: ‘I will put my volume down so I can hear you better’

[Geek99]

1 hour ago, OmeDunk said:

Guitard to bass player: ‘I will put my volume down so I can hear you better’

surely that's more of an impossibility than a mere oxymoron? **

 

** everyone knows guitards cannot string such a coherent sentence together

[itsmedunc]

Drummer's picking me up...

[TheGreek]

Bassist with a valued opinion...?

[Tokalo]

Courier service

[musicbassman]

Bass for sale, heavy reliced finish, mint condition, never played.

[goblin]

Warwicks don't depreciate much.

 

[lojo]

Rhythm Guitarist

Of course said in jest , there are some great ones 

[lojo]

Straight Neck