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49 minutes ago, fleabag said:

After accidently getting lobbed down the station stairs, i found the ultimate 24 string ironing board.

I hope this person is no friend of anyone's.

 

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I think I spoke to him on blackberry messenger once, I'm hugely offended on his behalf. 

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Nobody is taking the urine with pianos, violins, saxophones, etc. Why this? You see less of them, so they don't fit in your peanut world view,so it's ok to bash 'em.

It's just bullying isn't it?

 

Posted
9 hours ago, ambient said:

I was always taught if you haven’t anything nice to say, don’t say it 😊.

Can I join you in the land where tenners grow on trees and the rivers run with Belgian beer?

Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, spectoremg said:

Not enough strings for me...

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I recall this being on eBay for a ridiculous price.

How to take it seriously? You can’t.

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Posted
10 minutes ago, Bolo said:

Nobody is taking the urine with pianos, violins, saxophones, etc. Why this? You see less of them, so they don't fit in your peanut world view,so it's ok to bash 'em.

It's just bullying isn't it?

 

My pianus was violated by a sexaphone once... I had a 13 string bass a while ago (a Jon Letts build), took the pee out of myself everyday for it. Still got the jars of urine to prove it. 

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Posted (edited)
5 minutes ago, fleabag said:

I'l be starting on senseless violins next, or maybe gratutitous sax

Gratuitous sax is OK if it's consensual. Otherwise just read a few jazz mags.

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Posted
39 minutes ago, discreet said:

Gratuitous sax is OK if it's consensual. Otherwise just read a few jazz mags.

I can't get my head round jazz.  Matron

Posted
13 hours ago, fleabag said:

After accidently getting lobbed down the station stairs, i found the ultimate 24 string ironing board.

I hope this person is no friend of anyone's.

 

24 string.png

 

12 hours ago, EssentialTension said:

Yep, Chris Cardone ...

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I could accept this image if it wasn't for the 'stache.  That's an excessive number of whiskers so it can not be considered to be a proper moustache.

Posted
12 hours ago, discreet said:

Gratuitous sax is OK if it's consensual. Otherwise just read a few jazz mags.

If you are a trombonist I'd advise you to open the window first.  That or have a glazier handy.

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I've gone the other way and now specialise in miniature 17" scale basses. Your previous observation about the inverse relationship between one's instrument scale and manhood may well be correct after all.

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