LegateNaarifin Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 (edited) After years of searching, I might have found the one... " Hello. Join my band ?. You must have expensive gear and a huge van for my ego. Be between the ages of 18 and 32.and drink no alcohol before driving me to gigs.as I'll be doing all the drinking. Beards only and no f***king acoustics. Hoping to tour Indonesia in the summer so I can get my hands on a decent squier tele. Anyone ? Ps. Anyone who thinks Green Day is punk can f*ck Off. Thanking you " The perfect attitude, good work ethic, responsible when having fun, insightful opinions on music... Does it get much better?? Edited April 24, 2018 by LegateNaarifin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodinblack Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 If he is on joinmyband and replies to an email, he will still be better than half the people on there 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Burrito Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 Damn, I'm too old & I suspect I'll be dead before he grows up 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 Also too old. But only by 26 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegateNaarifin Posted April 24, 2018 Author Share Posted April 24, 2018 I can't blame them, the line between 32 and 33 is like an impassable barrier when it come to music. Suddenly your beard and expensive gear and opinions on 90s punk all shrivel and fall away, leaving an old fogey too uncool to be in a band with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 16 minutes ago, LegateNaarifin said: Suddenly your beard gear and opinions on 90s punk all shrivel and fall away, leaving an old fogey too uncool to be in a band with. Not only that, but your todger falls off with a resounding clang and your scrotum ends up down by your ankles. This is why old men keep falling over. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lozz196 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 I`m gonna contact our singer, I think it may be him and he`s lying about his age................... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HazBeen Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 12 hours ago, LegateNaarifin said: I can't blame them, the line between 32 and 33 is like an impassable barrier when it come to music. Suddenly your beard and expensive gear and opinions on 90s punk all shrivel and fall away, leaving an old fogey too uncool to be in a band with Absolutely, it is a well documented fact that the very makeup of your DNA changes overnight when you turn 33 and you cannot possibly be "cool" after. I have a slight urge to respond to the advert as a bald, non bearded 44 year old adult I think we would really gel well, especially as I do not think Green Day is punk. Hmmmm, decisions decisions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 13 minutes ago, HazBeen said: ...I have a slight urge to respond to the advert as a bald, non bearded 44 year old adult... False beard, a decent wig and a girdle. Done. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevvo66 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 (edited) Oh to be young again, it's probley be my son singer who posted that then, he a real princess lol 😂 oh dear 😁 Edited April 25, 2018 by kevvo66 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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