Just in case you missed this on Facebook

[Happy Jack]

 

[Staggering on]

Finally a magazine for people like me.Subscription info please.

[LegateNaarifin]

Next month:

"7 reasons you can't play metal on a strat"

"How to convince yourself that watching YouTube tutorials all day is improving your playing"

"$150 vs $5000 Les Paul: why only a true Gibson will do for your bedroom rig"

"Dave Grohl explains why cocaine was the best thing to ever happen to him"

"A look at the barre chord, and why you might as well ignore all other shapes"

"Reliability is over rated - a run down of our favourite valve amps"

[scalpy]

How to take credit for the audience dancing.

[stingrayPete1977]

"do you really need to put all your stuff where the other members of the band need to set up before a gig? We say yes". 

[Cat Burrito]

"Patronising your bass player: intermediate level inflammatory comments"

[stingrayPete1977]

"the first chord in a song isn't always the key, fact or fiction?" 

Edited May 20, 2018 by stingrayPete1977

[Linus27]

2 hours ago, stingrayPete1977 said:

"do you really need to put all your stuff where the other members of the band need to set up before a gig? We say yes". 

Oh my god, our guitarist does this x100000.

[stingrayPete1977]

5 minutes ago, Linus27 said:

Oh my god, our guitarist does this x100000.

Does he then wander off talking to people? We're not in the same band are we? Lol

[Linus27]

"Perception vs Reality Workshop" - How to look like you can play even though your really have no clue.

"Tuning Workshop" - Busting the myth that playing in tune is necessary in this day and age.

Edited May 20, 2018 by Linus27

[Linus27]

2 minutes ago, stingrayPete1977 said:

Does he then wander off talking to people? We're not in the same band are we? Lol

He does 😂 Plus he tends to put his amp right next to mine when he has about three feet of empty space the other side 😯

[grumpyguts]

How to murder a Nile Rodgers groove - Le Freak study.

[PaulWarning]

wondered where our guitarist got the idea from to glare at me when he makes a mistake so everybody thinks it's my fault 

[Happy Jack]

 

[bassace]

‘Always leave your audience wanting less’.

[BassBus]

'Advanced techniques: Tuning the Forth String'

[rogerstodge]

On 20/05/2018 at 12:58, Linus27 said:

Oh my god, our guitarist does this x100000.

My singer/guitarist does this x200000, and he puts all his stuff on top of my amp, leans his 2 guitars up against it, not now and again... every single ba*%$rd gig😡😡

[leschirons]

"Next month, the one and only scale guitarists ever need"

Doh. Rae,. Me Me Me Me Me........

[bassbiscuits]

"How to actually stringbend in tune: we look at the note you are on, AND the note you need to get to."

Edited May 24, 2018 by bassbiscuits

[bassbiscuits]

"Next month we examine how to maintain some sort of eye contact with your band during a long indulgent solo to cue them that you're about to end."

[bassbiscuits]

"Why having loads of fx pedals doesn't make you sound any better."

 

[PaulWarning]

next month, making sure all your different 'sounds' are at different volume levels

[Grassie]

[skidder652003]

Is it ever acceptable to widdle at insanely loud volume whilst the rest of the band are still setting up the PA? We say of course it is! You're the Star!

[PaulWarning]

3 hours ago, Grassie said:

ok, I can do the self depreciating bit, next month how to get that muddy boomy tone so no one can tell when you play a wrong note