Bongo-esque.......

[Shaggy]

On the plus side, it's probably quite lightweight 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BIG-BUTT-004-BASS-made-in-USA/173325816015?hash=item285b0610cf:g:lCgAAOSwJyRalxw2

[roman_sub]

I bet it sounds like a$$..... I'll get me coat

[fleabag]

I'd have thought they could have a hung a toilet roll holder from the top just so you had somewhere to rest the plucking hand.

And remember to lay it down flat when you're finished , or you'll get loads of women complaining about it being left stood up

[vinorange]

More like bogo esque.

[tommorichards]

Must have been the sanitation department at BMW that designed that one.